djinn?! Is he also scared of leprechauns?!
Pullet
April 18, 2007, 12:35am
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A coworker tried to convince me that the contaminated pet food was a terrorist plot.
I hate her.
Here is the relevant passage from your link ,BrainGlutton .
He insists that when people THINK they are seeing ghosts, they are actually seeing djinn.
Annie:
Tin foil ball gags!
I just thought someone should point out just how evil that is.
tashabot:
I love conspiracy theories! I wish they could be true every day, but sadly, I cannot bring myself to believe in them. I mean, how could would it be if the Illuminati, Area 51 and the Da Vinci Code were all somehow real? Not so much in the “I Told You So!” sense, but wouldn’t that just be awesome, in the grand scheme of things?
Not that there aren’t government cover-ups, mind you. They tend to be a lot more mundane, like altering records. If you look at my father’s original military records, which he has in his possession, and compare them to the ones that the military will surrender if subpoena’d, there’s quite a difference, from what drugs they gave him to what caused his hearing loss. But a mass cover-up like Roswell I just can’t believe in. And dammit, I wish I could!
Sometimes, I think the insane people definitely have it better. I wish I could say that foil was always in style.
~Tasha
Sounds like you would enjoy The Illuminatus Trilogy! Robert Anton Wilson.
Annie
April 18, 2007, 3:31am
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Yeah, but evil in a good way.
tashabot:
I love conspiracy theories! I wish they could be true every day, but sadly, I cannot bring myself to believe in them. I mean, how could would it be if the Illuminati, Area 51 and the Da Vinci Code were all somehow real? Not so much in the “I Told You So!” sense, but wouldn’t that just be awesome, in the grand scheme of things?
I don’t recall who originally posted a link to this t-shirt site on the Dope, nor what thread it was in, but I think you’d enjoy this.
Yeh, well, drink enough gin and you’ll a lotta things, but what would a Muslim know about that?
I converted to Judaism in 2003. I’m still waiting to get my share of money and power that all these conspiracy theorists know that Jews have. It’s not a very well-run international conspiracy, which explains so much about the way the world is…
Nah, it’s Cheney who is the lizard.
Try being born a Jew and never getting any money or power, or even a “My tribe rules…the world!” t-shirt. Such a let-down!
What, djinn?! Is he also scared of leprechauns?!
And anything else by the sainted Robert Anton Wilson.
