[QUOTE=kung fu lola]
I took a sick day on Monday, but apparently he wouldn’t stop going on and on about Djinn (or however you spell it).
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What, djinn?! Is he also scared of leprechauns?!
A coworker tried to convince me that the contaminated pet food was a terrorist plot.
I hate her.
Here is the relevant passage from your link,BrainGlutton.
He insists that when people THINK they are seeing ghosts, they are actually seeing djinn.
[QUOTE=Annie]
Tin foil ball gags!
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I just thought someone should point out just how evil that is.
[QUOTE=Pullet]
A coworker tried to convince me that the contaminated pet food was a terrorist plot.
I hate her.
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[QUOTE=tashabot]
I love conspiracy theories! I wish they could be true every day, but sadly, I cannot bring myself to believe in them. I mean, how could would it be if the Illuminati, Area 51 and the Da Vinci Code were all somehow real? Not so much in the “I Told You So!” sense, but wouldn’t that just be awesome, in the grand scheme of things?
Not that there aren’t government cover-ups, mind you. They tend to be a lot more mundane, like altering records. If you look at my father’s original military records, which he has in his possession, and compare them to the ones that the military will surrender if subpoena’d, there’s quite a difference, from what drugs they gave him to what caused his hearing loss. But a mass cover-up like Roswell I just can’t believe in. And dammit, I wish I could!
Sometimes, I think the insane people definitely have it better. I wish I could say that foil was always in style.
~Tasha
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Sounds like you would enjoy The Illuminatus Trilogy! 
And anything else by the sainted Robert Anton Wilson.
[QUOTE=saoirse]
I just thought someone should point out just how evil that is.
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Yeah, but evil in a good way.
[QUOTE=tashabot]
I love conspiracy theories! I wish they could be true every day, but sadly, I cannot bring myself to believe in them. I mean, how could would it be if the Illuminati, Area 51 and the Da Vinci Code were all somehow real? Not so much in the “I Told You So!” sense, but wouldn’t that just be awesome, in the grand scheme of things?
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I don’t recall who originally posted a link to this t-shirt site on the Dope, nor what thread it was in, but I think you’d enjoy this. 
[QUOTE=kung fu lola]
snip… constant quoting of Borat…
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Well there ya go.
[QUOTE=kung fu lola]
Here is the relevant passage from your link,BrainGlutton.
He insists that when people THINK they are seeing ghosts, they are actually seeing djinn.
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Yeh, well, drink enough gin and you’ll a lotta things, but what would a Muslim know about that?
[QUOTE=kung fu lola]
I think the point of it is that it is a small part of the Giant Jewish Conspiracy To Control All Tha Bux.
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I converted to Judaism in 2003. I’m still waiting to get my share of money and power that all these conspiracy theorists know that Jews have. It’s not a very well-run international conspiracy, which explains so much about the way the world is…
Nah, it’s Cheney who is the lizard.
Camo skirt, huh? 
[QUOTE=Anne Neville]
I converted to Judaism in 2003. I’m still waiting to get my share of money and power that all these conspiracy theorists know that Jews have.
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Try being born a Jew and never getting any money or power, or even a “My tribe rules…the world!” t-shirt. Such a let-down!