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Alex Jones and his website Prison Plant.
From 30 minutes on Prison Planet
NEW! American Gulag: Concentration Camps in America
Pentagon hacker says charges have been manufactured McKinnon admits accessing the secret computers in 2001 and 2002, saying that he was looking for – and found – evidence of alien life and reverse-engineered alien technology.
To celebrate the five year anniversary of his historic infiltration of the Bohemian Grove, the occult playground of the global elite, Alex Jones presents his newest film, The Order of Death, an amazing and horrifying look into the rites and rituals of the modern day descendents of Babylonian mystery cults.
The Elite Serial Killers of Lincoln, JFK, RFK & MLK
Kenyan Nobel peace laureate claims AIDS virus deliberately created
Since 1873, the Global Elite Has Held Secret Meetings in the Ancient Redwood Forest of Northern California.
Members of the so-called “Bohemian Club” include Former Presidents Eisenhower, Nixon and Reagan.
The Tsunami: More Than a Natural Disaster? Was the high death toll a result of incompetence, greed, deliberate weather warfare, a combination of all three or none?
Listed below is the evidence. We leave the reader to make their own mind up. Tsunami Bomb Developed As Far Back As 1944
Vaccines: The Deadly Cure"The only safe vaccine is one that is never used."
Alex Jones interviews Tom Flocco on his latest story, Photographer for White House child sex ring arrested after Thompson suicide, and is also joined by former Senator John DeCamp to discuss the evidence of high level government pedophile rings and how they tie into the Jeff Gannon and Hunter S. Thompson stories.
Hunter Thompson was working on WTC collapse story before mysterious sudden death, warned he’d be ‘suicided’
Were ‘Pod Missiles’ Used in the World Trade Center Attack?
THE GOVERNMENT IS LYING ABOUT THE FULL EXTENT AND SOURCE OF ANTHRAX ATTACKS: They Had Prior Knowledge of Imminent Anthrax Outbreak Way Back on September 11th.
The Lone Gunmen: Pilot episode of X-Files spin off an insider 911 warning or sick conditioning?
Bush - Nazi Link Confirmed
Olympic Symbols Have Sinister Origins
The powerful Central government is gearing up for total takeover.
Alex Jones exposes the growing relationship between the military and police.
Witness US marines training with foreign troops and learning how to control and contain civilian populations as practiced during Operation: Urban Warrior. You will see special forces helicopter attacks on south Texas towns, concentration camps, broad Unconstitutional police actions, search and seizure and more…
Occult Symbolism: As American as Baseball
“Smart Dust” May Soon Be Watching You
You can’t turn on your television or visit any world capitol without being confronted by the occult symbolism of the global elite. Here is Time Warner’s logo – the all-seeing eye The all-seeing eye is the elite’s favorite symbol. It represents the eye of Lucifer seeing all and is usually atop a pyramid, the symbol for a top-down command and control system of compartmentalization.
Signaling out to their Illuminati overlords – both Clinton and Bush have been photographed making “the sign of the devil” at public events.
From the pyramid at the Louvre, commissioned by Francois “the Sphinx” Mitterand to be made out of 666 panes of glass to the layout of the mall at Washington, DC, the Illuminati have made their presence clear through the occult symbolism of their architecture.
In a similar vain to the episode of the Lone Gunmen aired on Fox in March 2001, the action film The Long Kiss Goodnight, provides yet more revelations of the method of government complicity in attacks on the World Trade Center.
The New York lottery drew 9,1,1 as the winning pick-3 combination in their digit lottery on Sept. 11, 2002
On the one-year anniversary of the September 11tjh attacks, the same day that the New York Lottery drew 911 as the winning pick-3 combination, the September Standard &
Poor’s 500 futures contract closed at 911.00.
The horrible Madrid train bomb that killed 190 passengers and created the push for more Draconian laws and surveillance internationally happened 911 days after 9/11.
Freemasonic ‘Speculative Society’ Linked to Dunblane Massacre
Airline Insanity Merely A Beta Test For Police State Caste System
Draconian surveillance, identification, behavior modification measures being implemented right outside your door
MySpace Is The Trojan Horse Of Internet Censorship
Media elite’s last gasp effort to save crumbling empireMySpace isn’t cool, it isn’t hip and it isn’t trendy. It represents a cyber trojan horse and the media elite’s last gasp effort to reclaim control of the Internet and sink it with a stranglehold of regulation, control and censorship.
Are Enron Bankers/Witnesses Being Murdered?
Still Ridiculing People Who Talk About Forced Microchip Implants?
For over a decade now Alex Jones and others have been warning that the event of enforced microchipping of humans for tracking and security purposes is upon us.
Biometrics, ID cards, tagging, DNA kits being pushed on kids
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What Alex Jones believes…believe it or not!
The following list is of beliefs which Alex Jones has explicitly or implicitly stated on his cable access show–sometimes many times.
They put mercury in your vaccines to brain-damage your children.
The Aztecs would take hallucinogenic enemas and cut their penises off. (Ah, the Sixties!)
Alex Jones has correctly predicted everything that has happened in the last 10 years. (Can you spell M-E-G-A-L-O-M-A-N-I-A? I thought you could…)
FEMA has a giant private army.
Everyone is talking about world government. (No they’re not. As used by normal people, the phrase “new world order” simply means a change in the world order. It has no implication of world government. Conspiracy nuts are stupid–what can I say?)
Vaccines have brain-damaged millions of babies. (Based on a misreading of CDC documents. Alex Jones misreads everything.)
You can’t succeed in academe unless you agree that 80% of the population has to be killed off. (That’s all those stuck-up academics talks about.)
Black helicopters are real. (You create your own reality, dig.)
Illegal immigrants get free tuition and discounts on their Twinkies. They always go to the front of the line in emergency rooms. (It’s part of the takeover.)
There’s a worldwide takeover going on, perceptible only to dumb white guys…
…but everyone is waking up. (Conspiracy nuts always say “everyone is waking up.” It’s part of their delusional system–like their imagined ability to predict the future.)
The ruling elite of the world worship Moloch. (The evidence for this is a blurry video of the show at Bohemian Grove. Alex thinks the Bohemian Grove show is real.)
The secret rulers of the world can live forever. (No one knows where this comes from or why Alex believes it. I think it came from a dream Alex had. As far as I know, the rulers of the world continue to die normally.)
The elite have openly announced that they want to kill 80% of us. (But, oddly, in all the world only Alex Jones noticed these startling admissions!)
Dick Cheney writes papers saying terrorism isn’t real. (Alex wouldn’t say what papers. Though he talks incessantly about documentation, Alex Jones almost never says where he gets his information, much less why it’s dependable.)
The U.S. Government went around Italy blowing up school busses full of children…& admitted it.[/ed] (Twirling their moustaches & going “Nya-ha-ha-ha!” Alex hears a lot of admissions no one else can hear.)
The left-right political spectrum is bogus (This is the dominant paradigm of stupid people today! They never offer a shred of proof. It’s just too self-evident to prove, when you’re as smart as these guys.)
There are little wires in dollar bills that keep track of what you buy. (Somehow.)
Vicente Fox can morph into a green devil. (Alex says he saw him do it. Honest. This vision occurred when Fox visited Texas, c. 2003-4, & Alex bullhorned him.)
The Communist Chinese Army has taken over the Massachusetts Port Authority. (Maybe it’s some kind of brain seizure with Alex.)
Noam Chomsky is a mongoloid idiot. Also an agent.
There are Illuminati symbols on Starbucks coffee cups. (The Illuminati leave clues visible only to angry white guys with IQ’s in the mid-80’s.)
Exits on tollroads are 50 miles apart. (It’s a takeover only Alex Jones could see! Who woulda thought?)
Jacques Cousteau wanted to kill 80% of us. (Jacques, too? I wonder why he didn’t live forever?)
Margaret Sanger gave & received awards from Hitler. (When the Nazis weren’t burning her books.)
There are live AIDS viruses in the corn. (This means no sex with the corn.)
91% of Americans are Nazis. (Alex says anyone who favors gun control is a Nazi; 91% of Americans favor mandatory handgun registration; that’s a lotta Nazis, Alex.)
The United Nations goes around Africa, sterilizing women at random (twirling their moustaches & going “Nya-ha-ha-haa!”)
The Founding Fathers were basically stupid (they were Masons––but they didn’t know about the secret conspiracy so obvious to Alex & his friends)
Masons can commit murder. They make a secret sign to the judges and are immediately set free. This has been solidly confirmed.
All throughout history, governments have always been Evil. (Bet you didn’t know that. Like most of the Patriots, Alex is an anti-government bigot. He frequently poses as a historian, but no real historian subscribes to Alex Jones’s bad comic book.)
Power outages are government plots.
Illegal immigration is a government plot.
The counterculture is a government plot.
Vaccines are a you-know-what.
Thumbscanning is a government plot.
Environmentalism is a government plot.
The National Seatbelt Initiative is a bloody government plot.
Feminism is a government plot.
Tollroads are a gummint plot.
This web page is a government plot.
Your mother is a government plot.
The goddam drug culture is a government plot. (Alex Buzzkill Jones.)
Cell phones are a government plot.
Wal Mart is a government plot. (A Defense Department front. It’s all out there in the open…but only Alex Jones can see it. Far out.)
Sports are a government plot…somehow.
Antidepressants are a government plot. (Better you should say “What’s NOT a government plot?”)
All domestic terror attacks are government plots. (Pulled off by the most incompetent administration in history, fooling everyone in the world except angry white guys with IQ’s in the mid-80’s.)
The bad guys plant clues in TV shows and tell you what they’re going to do on TV. (Though only one man in the world can perceive these clues. Think of the burden this puts on Alex.)
The government brings in all the drugs. (All of them! Only Alex Jones knows this. No documentation. No nothing. Just another bad dream Alex mistook for news.)
Arnold Schwartzeneggar is a known Nazi. (Only Alex knows this. Someone alert the Kennedys.)
Arnold Schwartzeneggar is part of an Austrian plot to take over America. (Alex really has it in for Arnie. He has a web page devoted entirely to ad hominem attacks against the ex-terminator.)
Skull & Bones is part of an English plot to take over America.
The United Nations is part of a (very slow) plot to take over America.
Children’s cartoons are part of a government plot to brainwash us. (Alex Jones is immune. Conspiracy guys are always immune to the brainwashing they see everywhere. White-Guy egotism.)
Organized religion is brainwashing us. (Doesn’t Alex realize brainless people cannot brainwash?)
The secret ruling elite of the world are putting up buildings that look like owls. (Only conspiracy people can see these owls, in case you were wondering. I wonder why they don’t build pyramids with eyes on top of them.)
Most major police chiefs are CIA operatives.
Gloria Steinham is a CIA operative.
The voting-machine companies are openly run by the CIA. (“Openly run by the CIA” sounds like an oxymoron to me.)
The Quakers are communists. (Er…I thought communists were atheists. Of course, right-wing loonies have no concept of what communism is.)
All of Clinton’s cabinet were Jewish. (Alex is not anti-Semitic. I don’t know why he said this. Another dream, I guess.)
People in Holland have tattoos saying “Don’t Kill Me.” (Evidently a tougher country than we thought.)
Lyndon Johnson had John Kennedy killed. (I guess JFK was stupid, choosing LBJ as his running mate like that. Conspiracy guys are stupid, so they think everybody is stupid.)
The UN has sold thousands of children into slavery & for snuff films.
Gays are actively recruiting in our schools. (Why do right-wing loonies always believe this?)
The government keeps “giant, honeycombed hives full of toddlers drugged on lithium” (twirling their moustaches & going “NYA-HAHAHAHA!” The government…not the toddlers.)
The Rothschilds funded Hitler. (Some of the Rothschilds were arrested by Hitler and ransomed back to their family; others escaped Nazi Germany with only their lives.)
People in Africa tear off their arms after receiving vaccinations. (But then, we’ve all done that.)
The government is spraying us with EVIL CHEMICALS contained in the contrails of planes (also poisoning themselves, I guess. Shows you how ruthless the elite are.)
The United Nations goes around Africa, sterilizing women at random (twirling their moustaches & saying “Nya-ha-ha-haa!”)
Every soldier who died in any war since the Civil War was a chump (you thought they were heroes; turns out they were nothing but fools; how’s THAT for patriotism?)
Antidepressants are a government plot to bum us out.
The United Nations is part of a (very slow) plot to take over America.
Mercury travels from Africa to Austin on the Jet Stream. That’s why Austinites have so many allergies.
IQ’s are going down. (IQ’s are going up.)
The cancer rate is up. (Most cancer rates are down.)
During his inauguration, President Clinton openly gave the sign of Satan for all the world to see. (They all worship Moloch, don’t forget. I don’t know how we get to Satan from there…but Alex says so.)
Alex Jones is saving humankind with his cable TV show, radio shows, & tapes (available for purchase, by the way).
Bad people are deliberately putting cancer viruses, AIDS viruses, & mercury in our vaccines (twirling their moustaches & going “Nya-hahaha!”).
9-11 was only the beginning; there are going to be lots of even bigger domestic attacks (5 years & waiting on this prediction, Alex).
Most Americans believe the government was behind 9-11 (this is based on Alex’s misreading of a Zogby poll; Alex misreads EVERYTHING)
They sacrifice babies at Bohemian Grove. (Try to imagine Richard Nixon sacrificing a baby. Or GWB. I guess Cheney would do it, perhaps inadvertently.)
They only hire people with IQ’s below 100 to become police officers. (Like most “Patriots,” Alex Jones is essentially a cop-hater. He will say anything bad about the police.)
Alex Jones has flawlessly predicted the future many times. (This is a delusion common to conspiracy guys.)
Alex Jones can predict the future, because he goes to the SECRET WEBSITES where the New World Order tells you EVERYTHING IT’S GOING TO DO!
I remember a conversation I had with a coworker back in 2000. He was explaining to me his “theory” about the election. He figured it was all a set-up by Congress and they were going to declare neither candidate won so they could run the country.
“You’re talking about the United States Congress?”
“Yes.”
“And they’re doing this to take over?”
“Yes.”
“So basically your theory is that the United States government is trying to take over the United States government?”
“Well, it sounds stupid when you put it like that.”
In grade school, a kid came up to a friend and I and started spouting conspiracy theory clap-trap about taxes, the government, space aliens, etc. etc. He finally left when he saw we weren’t listening. Afterwards, I remember asking my friend, “What was His problem?” His response?
“Dumb-waves from Outer Space.” 
Hey, it would explain Bush…
That’s very close to my recipie for a Flaming Moe! How’d you get that recipie? It’s a conspiracy, a conspiracy I tell you!
That is the best comeback ever.
We always said it was the gay black Jewish Masonic Illuminati conspiracy.
It’s a very small conspiracy. But well organized!
Is that because Rabbai Darnell von Moskewitz keeps very clear notes?
-Joe
Wait a second…
Masonic Black Mormon Gay Satanic Jews run the world?
I thought it was Gay Black Asian Satanic Catholics or maybe Steve from the Elks Club.
I ran into a guy like that playing Warhammer 40k. He’s new to the store, and we’re part way into a game before he started spewing shit all over the place. Just some of the interesting theories I was subjected to:
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Hillary Clinton gave a speech to his military unit, part of which said that she favored abortions for ‘troubled’ girls up to three months after birth. I had him repeat this last bit.
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During his tenure as president, Bill Clinton gave large arms shipments to Islamic terrorist groups in Malaysia, including at least part of Osama Bin Ladan’s organization. Bill Clinton allowed Osama Bin Laden to escape 3 times that he knew about.
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Almost 1 million votes from military personel overseas were talied for Kerry in the last presidential election, including his own, when they should have gone to Bush. The number he gave was 980,000.
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Six of seven women who attend the Univeristy of Alaska Fairbanks will be raped, and this number is not reported by the university. The majority of them are not officially reported, and they are mainly perpetrated by native Alaskans.
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Native Alaskans leave their dead out for Ravens and/or crows to eat, on tall wooden platforms, because they believe the ravens carry the spirit of the deceased to heaven. The guy said he was fined $8,000 for hitting a raven with his car, because of thier spiritual beliefs.
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He spent 12 hours a day in Iraq wearing a rad suit guarding a large building containing weapons grade uranium. He said that this uranium had been bonded with carbon so that its radiation signature could not be detected by satellite while it was being moved to Syria where it would be made into nuclear weapons. When UN forces showed up the building was emptied in secret.
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He has photographs of Iraqi trucks carrying chemical weapons, and chemical weapons refining equipment. He claimed that Iraq had huge amounts of chemical weapons availabe in the second gulf war, in moving trucks. A group of trucks would each do part of the process necessary in creating the chemical, VX and Sarin, and then meet up with a transport truck that would take the now completely refined chemical to a weapons facility.
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Older version Russian Migs were found that had modified droptanks, designed to hold alcohol and a powder.
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He took second in the Warhammer 40k Alaska Grand Tournament, for which he won $40,000. He used an Imperial Guard army, and lost 1st place to a Tau army that had lots of Forgeworld models.
The problem was, he would say things like ‘I saw’ or ‘I heard’, so I couldn’t really argue against him without calling him a liar. Like the last one. I know that there is no Alaskan Grand Tournament, and that Games Workshop doesn’t give out cash prizes for tournaments, but he said he needed the money to pay for his son’s heart surgery when the military kicked him out cuz they didn’t want to have to pay for it. Calling bullshit on it seemed kinda mean. Talking to him really messed me up.
One of my co-workers is an atheist creationist. He’s convinced the human species was engineered by aliens.
He also believes the three following things about the medical establishment, all at the same time:
[ul][li]There is no such thing as cancer. Doctors just invented it to scam us.[/li]
[li]They won’t ever find a cure for cancer, as there’s too much money in it for the doctors.[/li]
[li]They’ve already found a cure for cancer, but they’ll never tell us, because there’s too much money in it for the doctors.[/ul][/li]
Someday, he’s going to watch the Loose Change video and want to talk about it at work, and I’ll be forced to garotte him with my mouse cord.
Wait, the Scientologists are in on it TOO?
As a gamer, I’m sad to report that gamers, as a group, have a far higher degree of batshit insane people than any group outside the GOP.
-Joe
Sorry, right. It’s actually Rabbai Darnell von Moskewitz-Cruise.
Sometimes I lose details when typing too fast.
-Joe
Well, everyone knows the best conspiracies are American!
Damn it Shirley. You mentioned St… er, the boss. :eek: You know what that means. Get your affairs in order quickly, They will be there any minute. 
Well, non-Mormons are called Gentiles.
Okay, I’m finally in a position to blow the gaff on this whole global conspiracy deal. I probably don’t have long so pay attention! Now, first of all, you should know that nano-electronic chips are implanted in everyone in the world - they’re distributed with the compulsory vaccines. This means that you can be spied upon anywhere in the world by the satellite network and all your movements and actions are tracked by a supercomputer. This is then fed to the secrOMGWTF??[aoid][af-9rug ]-5 ]
I love conspiracy theories! I wish they could be true every day, but sadly, I cannot bring myself to believe in them. I mean, how could would it be if the Illuminati, Area 51 and the Da Vinci Code were all somehow real? Not so much in the “I Told You So!” sense, but wouldn’t that just be awesome, in the grand scheme of things?
Not that there aren’t government cover-ups, mind you. They tend to be a lot more mundane, like altering records. If you look at my father’s original military records, which he has in his possession, and compare them to the ones that the military will surrender if subpoena’d, there’s quite a difference, from what drugs they gave him to what caused his hearing loss. But a mass cover-up like Roswell I just can’t believe in. And dammit, I wish I could!
Sometimes, I think the insane people definitely have it better. I wish I could say that foil was always in style.
~Tasha
I took a sick day on Monday, but apparently he wouldn’t stop going on and on about Djinn (or however you spell it). Today he tried to lure us into a convo on the definition of “terrorist”, but we weren’t biting.
Everyone at the office hates him and is tired of his claptrap. They all complain about him behind his back.