Build a Haiku

The red-haired stepkid
Said “child” has two syllables

Aiyeee!

“Aiyee!” yelled the child.

The red-haired stepkid
Said “child” has two syllables
“Aiyee!” yelled the child.

Child, one syllable

Child, one syllable
peeled an orange orange

Child, one syllable
peeled an orange orange
Then ate the peelings

Soon it’s Halloween

Colorado snow
In mid April too no less
I wish Spring was here

Springtime’s for zombies
Who Ignore the OP’s rules
Maybe start again?

Thread resurrection
Appears to go off the rails
I can’t stop laughing