Fluffy kitty cat
When he sees me he does purr
Fluffy fluffy cat
The zombie cat stirred
The zombie cat stirred,
Done with its nightly dirt nap
The zombie cat stirred,
Done with its nightly dirt nap
Walking feline dead
April fools are out
April fools are out
And zombies lumber about
April fools are out
And zombies lumber about
I offer my blood.
Oh, I’ve fooled around
Oh, I’ve fooled around,
And been seriously square
h, I’ve fooled around,
And been seriously square
Sex triangles suck!
When will I get mine?
When will I get mine?
When she gets hers and him his.
When will I get mine?
When she gets hers and him his.
Er, don’t you hope so?
I’m ready for spring
I’m ready for Spring,
Hunkered and about to jump
I’m ready for Spring,
Hunkered and about to jump
Wait. Another freeze.
I need exercise.
I need exercise,
Or a big plate of cheese fries
I need exercise,
Or a big plate of cheese fries
The fries are more fun
I can see sunshine
I can see sunshine
But are you walking on it?
I can see sunshine
But are you walking on it?
Shoulda worn flip flops
the hands of Old Joe
the hands of Old Joe
picked cotton, played the guitar
the hands of Old Joe
picked cotton, played the guitar
Then they got sloppy.
Sometimes, late at night,
Sometimes, late at night,
I think I hear things go bump
Sometimes, late at night,
I think I hear things go bump,
K-POW!!, then silence.
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The red-haired step child
I think that’s six syllables. How about:
The red-haired stepkid