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Trump, Rubio, Cruz
I listen to their speeches
I’m a masochist

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Sanders and Clinton
I listen to their speeches
I’m a masochist
Let’s revive this thread

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Let’s revive this thread
Is it a zombie thread now?

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Let’s revive this thread
Is it a zombie thread now?
Well, I have no brains!

At least Father’s Day

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At least Father’s Day
Might be a warm, sunny day

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At least Father’s Day
Might be a warm, sunny day
'til this dude shows up
Herb Alpert has a

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Herb Alpert has a
Tijuana Brass section

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Herb Alpert has a
Tijuana Brass section
He unscrews at night

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He unscrews at night
Drinking O J & vodka

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He unscrews at night
Drinking O J & vodka
A day time screw up

A frog makes a mess

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A frog makes a mess
In the blender, red & green

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A frog makes a mess
In the blender, red & green
Carrots are better

Anonymously

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Anonymously,
I went down to the Cheers bar.

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Anonymously,
I went down to the Cheers bar.
Norm was there, drinking.
Cliff Clavin, mailman

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Cliff Clavin, mailman
consumes beer and trivia

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Cliff Clavin, mailman
consumes beer and trivia
F**kin’ know-it-all
Booze? Babes? Sam Malone

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Booze? Babes? Sam Malone.
Hey, Dude, the Seventies called

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Booze? Babes? Sam Malone.
Hey, Dude, the Seventies called,
they want their back hair.
Tomintoul Sixteen,

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Tomintoul Sixteen,
Glenlivet Single Malt Scotch

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Tomintoul Sixteen
Glenlivet Single Malt Scotch
Scotland gets it right
Fluffy kitty cat

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Fluffy kitty cat
When he sees me he does purr