Holiday Time’s Near
I dread driving past the [del]maul[/del] mall
Holiday Time’s Near
I dread driving past the [del]maul[/del] mall
Seen The Blues Brothers?
I’m not setting up
I’m not setting up
A big car crash movie chase
I’m not setting up
A big car crash movie chase.
Don’t have the budget.
The Christmas lights are
The Christmas lights are
tossed; tangled mess from last year.
The Christmas lights are
tossed; tangled mess from last year.
This year: hang a wreath.
“A Christmas Story”
“A Christmas Story”
Gift? Red Ryder BB gun
“A Christmas Story”
Gift? Red Ryder BB gun
“You’ll shoot your eye out!”
Spidey and burpo
“You’ll shoot your eye out!”
Ponders. Then here; you shoot the gun?
That’s eight syllables.
How about:
“You’ll shoot your eye out!”
Ponders. Then here; you shoot it?
Charlton Heston beams.
A New Year begins!
A New year begins!
Resolutions will be made
A New Year begins!
Resolutions will be made
and then broken, natch.
When I hear Trump talk
When I hear Trump talk
I stick pencils in my ears
When I hear Trump talk
I stick pencils in my ears
Pointy end in first.
Lotsa cars again.
Lotsa cars again.
Gotta get to work real soon.
Lotsa cars again.
Gotta get to work real soon.
Cars all in the ditch.
Washington blizzard,
Washington blizzard,
Marion Berry’s cocaine
Washington blizzard?
Marion Barry’s cocaine?
2 was more white stuff. :eek:
Ok I see the next haiku wasnt started so here it goes. In fact for 2016 lets get 2 going simultaneously!
A
Trump, Rubio, Cruz
B
Sanders and Clinton
A
Trump, Rubio, Cruz
I listen to their speeches
B
Sanders and Clinton
I listen to their speeches