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We need a new rule.
Something to spice this thread up

We need a new rule.
Something to spice this thread up.
Pumpkin pie to post?
The War on Christmas

The War on Christmas
This year? Started in August! :frowning:

The War on Christmas
This year? Started in August!
A pre-emptive strike?

A pre-emptive strike?
All of the politicians?

A pre-emptive strike?
All of the politicians?
Can I go first, please?
Thanksgiving’s coming

(Apologies for previous SNAFU)

Thanksgiving’s coming.
Apologies accepted.

Thanksgiving’s coming.
Apologies accepted.
Ever so thankful.
The Peanuts movie

The Peanuts movie
Costs more than peanuts to see

The Peanuts Movie
Costs more than peanuts to see.
Good Grief, Charlie Brown!
I’m watching TV

I’m watching TV
Until the chips run out, then

I’m watching TV
Until the chips run out, then
I’ll change the channel.
My dog craves long walks

My dog craves long walks.
MY dog prefers the sofa.

My dog craves long walks.
MY dog prefers the sofa.
Get down! No! Bad Dog!
Long day tomorrow.

Long day tomorrow
'Cuz, you know, summer solstice

Long day tomorrow
'Cuz, you know, summer solstice,
But a short night looms.
Flannel sheets are warm

Flannel sheets are warm
But she is even warmer

Flannel sheets are warm
But she is even warmer:
Debbie the Great Dane.
Love some pumpkin pie

Love some pumpkin pie.
Even better - pumpkin beer

Love some pumpkin pie.
Even better - pumpkin beer
Jack 'O Lantern Brew

Holiday Time’s Near