Build a Haiku

Dracula did suck
And the keening banshees blew

Best Halloween Night
I called her a Witch

I called her a Witch
She called me a pencilled Ick

I called her a Witch
She called me a pencilled Ick
We married last week.
Fall’s the worst season

Fall’s the worst season
Driving in the dark to work

Fall’s the worst season
Driving in the dark to work
Large temperature swings
Halloween is nigh

Halloween is nigh
I sneak candy from the bowl

Halloween is nigh
I sneak candy from the bowl.
Mary Janes just SUCK!
“Treehouse of Horror,”

“Treehouse of Horror,”
How many years of Simpsons?

“Treehouse of Horror,”
How many years of Simpsons?
Woah! Ay, caramba!

Electronic gleam

Electronic Gleam:
The toothpaste that makes your teeth

Electronic Gleam:
The toothpaste that makes your teeth
Glow like radium.
A tropical tan

A tropical tan
On Saint Nick usu’ly fades

A tropical tan
On Saint Nick usu’ly fades
Some time after June.

A crystal kidney

A crystal kidney
Makes you pee ice cubes when it’s

A Crystal Kidney
Makes you pee ice cubes when it’s
Around aliens.
Alien monkeys

Alien monkeys
Enjoy cold pee ice cubes. Yeeech!

Alien monkeys
Enjoy cold pee ice cubes. Yeeech!
Drinks are on me, folks!
Ate so much candy

Ate so much candy
I am barfing chocolate

Ate so much candy,
I am barfing chocolate.
That’s barfing, you all.
We need a new rule.