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Blue Jays World Series
Last won - Nineteen ninety-three

Blue Jays World Series
Last won - Nineteen ninety-three
News travels slowly.
Frankenstein’s Monster

Frankenstein’s Monster
He sang, “Puttin’ on the Ritz

Frankenstein’s Monster
He sang, “Puttin’ on the Ritz”
His hair was perfect
[thank you, Warren Zevon]

Excitable boy

Excitable boy
Takes Ritalin twice a day

Excitable boy
Takes Ritalin twice a day
Not exciting now.
Climb to the top floor

Climb to the top floor,
That webbing is everywhere!

Climb to the top floor,
That webbing is everywhere!
I run up the stairs.

Webbing - 'tween ducks toes

Webbing - 'tween ducks toes,
For stamping out forest fires

Webbing - 'tween ducks toes,
For stamping out forest fires
Who stamps out the ducks?
Smokey the Bear says

Smokey the Bear says,
“Ouch! I burnt my bear behind!”

Smokey the Bear says,
“Ouch! I burnt my bear behind!”
Next time, stomp on 'em. :smack:
This thread needs more folks

“This thread needs more folks.”
“Okay, I’ll bite! Well, now what?”

“This thread needs more folks.”
“Okay, I’ll bite! Well, now what?”
“Kidnapping? Hello?”
Where is everyone?

Where is everyone?
They have been kidnapped, you fool

:wink:

Where is everyone?

They have been kidnapped, you fool!

Next move- let’s split up!

A dark, creepy house

A dark, creepy house
an’a virgin; what could go wrong?

A dark, creepy house
an’a virgin; what could go wrong?
A bad release date.
Hallowe’en is here

Hallowe’en is here
The living dead roam the streets

Hallowe’en is here
The living dead roam the streets
Lit by burning ducks.

Dracula did suck.