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Heater desert warm
Aircon is strong like Arctic
Climate change is solved
In the beginning

“In the beginning…,”
Was mangled in “Star Trek” like

“In the beginning…,”
Was mangled in “Star Trek” like
Baggins by Nimoy

RIP

My dog is so dumb,

My dog is so dumb,
His nickname is “Shit for Brains”

My dog is so dumb,
His nickname is “Shit for Brains”
He answers to “Trump”

Once upon a time

Once upon a time
Is not a show I would watch

Once upon a time
Is not a show I would watch
For a second time
A heavy wind blows

A heavy wind blows
Through the streets of Chicago

A heavy wind blows
Through the streets of Chicago
Hence called Windy City
The Pope is in town

The Pope is in town,
Looking for hookers and blow.

The Pope is in town
Looking for hookers and blow
You know, “When in Rome…”

Do as the Romans

Do as the Romans
DO, not as the Romans SAY

Do as the Romans
DO, not as the Romans SAY
WHAT do Romans Say?
What do Romans Say?

What do Romans Say?
Inna gadda da vida

What do Romans Say?
Inna gadda da vida.
It’s all Greek to me.

Blow your own trumpet

Blow your own trumpet.
If Gabriel blows HIS first,

Blow your own trumpet.
If Gabriel blows HIS first,
You win a cookie.

Sushi from Walmart.

Sushi from Walmart.
It just means they didn’t cook

Sushi from Walmart.
It just means they didn’t cook
the discount fish sticks.

Blue Jays World Series