Build a Haiku

Dashing through the snow
While dressed as Father Christmas
Frozen Christmas balls.

A fine, sunny day

A fine, sunny day
Happy flies munch on dog poop

A fine, sunny day
Happy flies munch on dog poop
Excretarians
Pomp and circumstance

Pomp and circumstance
is played at graduation

Pomp and circumstance
is played at graduation
“Freebird” would sound much better

Fat, sweaty tourists

[“Freebird” would sound much better – but is too long for the occasion;) (five syllables in last line)]
Back to the game:

Fat, sweaty tourists
Beautiful people smirking

Fat, sweaty tourists
Beautiful people smirking
We’ll sell to both types
Summer is over :frowning:

Summer is over
Depending on where you live

Summer is over
Depending on where you live.
Houston still swelters.
Christmas is coming

Christmas is coming
The ads are already here

Christmas is coming
The ads are already here
Santa’s clean-shaven! :eek:
Scary Hallowe’en

Scary Hallowe’en
Candy in stores early Aug

Scary Hallowe’en
Candy in stores early Aug
School supplies in June.

Lightning and thunder,

Lightning and thunder
Never scared Helen Keller

Lightning and thunder
Never scared Helen Keller
But the wet spray did.

Puppies and kittens

Puppies and kittens
All up in my grill tonight

Puppies and kittens
All up in my grill tonight.
Hosing off the car.
Pee-wee Herman’s cool!

Pee-wee Herman’s cool!
Except for in the movies. :eek:

Pee-wee Herman’s cool!
Except for in the movies
When the pants come off.

Aircon is strong like arctic,

…that’ll have to be second line, Isamu, so:

heater desert warm
Aircon is strong like arctic,