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Geoffrey Lewis died
I had to look up his name

Geoffrey Lewis died
I had to look up his name
Juliet grieving.

)))))))))))

Kermit the tree frog.

Kermit the tree frog.
Killed people when he was licked.

Kermit the tree frog.
Killed people when he was licked.
Poison darts are green?

Baltimore burning

Baltimore burning,
Happened in 1904.

Baltimore burning,
Happened in 1904.
History repeats.


Ales, lagers and pils.

Ales, lagers and pils,
Drowning out all of your ills.

Ales, lagers and pils,
Drowning out all of your ills.
Yeast & hops in water.
Twas a long weekend

Twas a long weekend
Booze consumed vigorously.

double post…

Twas a long weekend
Booze consumed vigorously.
Double post? Still drunk?

One more race to go.

One more race to go.
My legs are so, so tired!

One more race to go.
My legs are so, so tired
So I will just Quit

Andy and Barney

Andy and Barney
Making an Aunt Bee sandwich

Andy and Barney
Making an Aunt Bee sandwich
Kinky Mayberry.

Cleave fools from their gold,

Cleave fools from their gold
By using one weird old trick

Cleave fools from their gold
By using one weird old trick
Selling them fools gold
Goddess of Wal-Mart

Goddess of Wal-Mart
spandex under tensile stress

Goddess of Wal-Mart
spandex under tensile stress
Clean up on aisle five.
Dashing through the snow

Dashing through the snow
While dressed as Father Christmas