Why O’ Why am I
Doping & not on conf call?
Why O’ Why am I
Doping & not on conf call?
Priorities, sir!
How much glue’s it take
How much glue’s it take?
Asked the Chairmen of the board.
How much glue’s it take?
Asked the Chairmen of the board.
All of it, he replied.
Since this has stalled a while I thought I would try to move it along.
Morning by the sea.
Morning by the sea
The cadaver is bloated
Morning by the sea
The cadaver is bloated,
and the gulls are full.
An ancient Roman,
An ancient Roman
Gave warning about the Ides
An ancient Roman
Gave warning about the Ides
Latin for “15”
Gas prices: WAY down
Gas prices: WAY down
My Tesla S doesn’t care
Gas prices: WAY down
My Tesla S doesn’t care
Nor do speed walkers
Bright pink manicure
Bright pink manicure
Clashes with my steel toed boots
Bright pink manicure
Clashes with my steel toed boots
Fashion faux pas - you!
Bump this to the top
Bump this to the top
haiku by committee is
Bump this to the top
haiku by committee is
something tough to build
Drat! I start again
Drat! I start again
This time with the proper gear
Drat! I start again
This time with the proper gear.
Wet climbing walls suck.
Monet’s bridge is still,
Monet’s bridge is still
van Gogh’s sky is brewery
Monet’s bridge is still
van Gogh’s sky is brewery
Warhol’s can is red
Candy’s expensive
Candy’s expensive
Bernadette even more so
Candy’s expensive
Bernadette even more so
Two-fer? Ferget it!
Geoffrey Lewis died