Mrs. E=mc² saw it this morning
Somewhere in Texas a village is missing an idiot
From what I’ve heard, there are more than enough to go around.
Since I don’t believe we’re supposed to really advertise places, email me & I’ll tell you where you can get one if you really want it. 
Amended reply:
Since I’ve seen links to other companies in other threads, I’ll go ahead & post this link to Northern Sun. They have a number of t-shirts, bumper stickers, buttons, and other items of a political/issues based nature. I’ll also be fair & point out that they are publicly anti-Bush & very liberal. However, some of their stuff is simply FUNNY.
Hope this helps.
Somewhat related, on a friend’s t-shirt a few years ago:
“Your village called. They want their idiot back.”
Thanks, indyellen.
If truth be told, that’s where I got my 3 copies (one each for my wife car’s, my daughter’s and mine).
After reading indyellen’s first post, I figured rather than wait for an email, I’d google for it and ended up at cafepress.com.
Glad I could help; check out the link anyway - got some good stuff. Sorry it took so long.