Greasing the flagpole
Mounting the saddle
One actually used by a former co-worker while his wife was pregnant:
“Teaching my son to play baseball.”
Good lord. 10 years later it still squicks me out.
Working out at the Y
Going straight at the fork in the road.
Spearing the bearded clam.
Putting a shine on her lips
Polluting the Love Canal
Paddling her canoe.
I feel sure that it must have been done already, but I’m not checking out five pages to look:
Laying pipe.
Hobble De Gee, as contrasted to Gobble De Gee and Wobble De Gee. (from the Greaseman).
Plunder
(only if you’re wearing an eye patch)
Boinking.
Burlapping. (last entry of the section)
Roll me over in the clover.
Active cuddling.
slammin’ the salami
Going to pet the kitty.
“Mommy and Daddy are really tired and we are going to take a nap, so you be sure not to disturb us. Here, watch some TV. Need it louder? OK. We’ll be awake in about an hour.”
Now this is number one
we’re really having fun
(et cetera and continue)