fucking
screwing
Going ball deep.
swapping spit and dry-humping
Had to give up, right? How many were waiting for this one?
Hittin’ a home run.
bunny-cuddling
“Mommy and Daddy are wrestling again! And it looks like Daddy’s winning!”
Going all the way
the backseat rumble
Gettin’ your ashes hauled.
Balling
Euphemisming one’s brains out.
conjugating the verb
Blow the grounsils
being deflowered
Goat’s jig.
losing your virginity
Stirring the lobster kettle of a loose-bodied gown.
Giving up? ME? Hell, no. I just thought we ought to get the obvious one out of the way.
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