Gee, everyone’s just on pins and needles waiting for me to post my opinion on the war and my criteria for declaring it a failure. You people aren’t fooling me – you just want such a post from me so you can set about misconstruing it, misstating my words and intent, making false assumptions from it, and otherwise ripping it to shreds. Wow, I feel just like George Bush at a press conference. 
Well, be that as it may, here goes…
However, before we can define the success or failure of the war, don’t we have to first ask ourselves what its true objective was? In my opinion, this question could be answered by asking what, if anything, would have caused the United States to back off. If A would cause the U.S. to go to war, and B would not, couldn’t it safely be said that B was the true objective of the war?
Now, what, if anything, would have forestalled the U.S. invasion of Iraq? If that one thing would keep us from going to war, couldn’t it also be fairly said that one thing would be the goal in going to war?
Please…allow me…the answer is yes.
So, let me ask again: Was there anything that would have forestalled the U.S. invasion of Iraq?
Yes!
And that thing was for Hussein to step down and leave the country and take his utterly reprehensible sons with him!
That was the goal of the war: to remove Hussein (and the numerous threats he posed) from power in Iraq.
That goal has been acheived! Hussein and his henchmen are no longer in power in Iraq, and the threats they posed have been eliminated.
Therefore, I have no criteria for declaring the war a failure, as I already regard it as a success!
The primary and overriding goal has been acheived! There are many other good things that can come about because of the war, and to the degree they do they are icing on the cake. There are things about the war that can go badly, and to the degree they do, we’ll have to contend with them and do all we can to rectify them.
But the war itself is already a success. Hussein is out of power; his shithead sons will never be in power; Israel and the entire region are more safe and stable; other countries who might be inclined to test our resolve and willingness to protect ourselves now know our resolve is both strong and supported by a majority within our own country; and there is absolutely no threat of WMD from Iraq causing harm to the U.S. or any other country.