[QUOTE=What Exit?]
No, he looks like the veritable Lizard King alright.
So help me out, how is he paying for everything he has proposed?
Jim
[/QUOTE]
He’s not, our children are.
Was John McCain asleep? Sure looked that way to me.
Um… how is it exactly that Iraq’s leaders know that our commitment is not open-ended, Mr. President?
Took me a hell of a lot longer than that to get the intended meaning.
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]
Tragedies have dignity. This is nearer to farce, apart from the blood.
[/QUOTE]
In the great tragedies, the protagonist always kills himself. Just saying…
[QUOTE=George W. bush]
The Shia and Sunni extremists are different faces of the same totalitarian threat.
[/QUOTE]
Who want to rip each other throats out.
[QUOTE=samclem]
In the great tragedies, the protagonist always kills himself. Just saying…
[/QUOTE]
from your lips…
[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]
Speech Presents Challenge for Bush
[/QUOTE]
Better than gold. Fucking platinum. Snip and frame that bastard.
[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]
Our local paper had this headline on the front page of their print edition a couple of days ago:
Speech Presents Challenge for Bush
I stared at it for a few moments, wondering how that qualified as news, before I realized they were being specific.
[/QUOTE]
Thanks for that. Both the headline and your observation gave me a laugh.
**Dikembe Mutumbo **- makes sense
**Soldier who fought injured **- makes sense
**Guy who dived under a train to save another guy **- makes sense
**“Baby Einstein” lady **- wtf??
[QUOTE=Captain Carrot]
Took me a hell of a lot longer than that to get the intended meaning.
[/QUOTE]
Reading Presents Challenge for Captain Carrot 
Does anybody have a transcript of the Big Speech? I couldn’t hear shit over Pelosi’s nervous eye-blinking.
As for Webb, it’s like he’s wearing a fresh-cut scalp to cover his baldness. Will somebody, anybody, please scrape that Jacksonian roadkill off Webb’s head? Jesus, what a fucking jackal.
[QUOTE=Patty O’Furniture]
It’s the tie. Nobody looks good in purple.
[/QUOTE]
Londo Mollari is stunning in purple! 
[QUOTE=alphaboi867]
Is it just me or is Cheney looking more reptilian than usual?
[/QUOTE]
How would that be possible?!
“The problem with relying on the Iraqi forces
(in conjunction with the US forces)
is that they’re not reliable.”
~ Hillary Rodham Clinton
23 January, 2007
[QUOTE=alphaboi867]
He’s not, our children are.
[/QUOTE]
But . . . but . . . he’s gonna balance the budget! Without raising taxes or ending the war!
Nah. We already tried that.
[Quote=El Cid Viscoso]
Does anybody have a transcript of the Big Speech? I couldn’t hear shit over Pelosi’s nervous eye-blinking.
[/Quote]
It was a cracker. Mr. Bush is gonna balance the budget, fix health care, wean us off foreign oil, double the size of the strategic Petroleum reserve, not leave a single child behind, add 92,000 troops the military without a re-instating the draft, turn Iraq into Las Vegas in six months, and, for all I know, win a game of HORSE against Dikembe Mutombo, and it’s not going to cost us one cent extra! Best State of the Unions Address EVER!!!
[Animal House]
Blow job! Blow job!
[/Animal House]
[QUOTE=El_Kabong]
It was a cracker. Mr. Bush is gonna balance the budget, fix health care, wean us off foreign oil, double the size of the strategic Petroleum reserve, not leave a single child behind, add 92,000 troops the military without a re-instating the draft, turn Iraq into Las Vegas in six months, and, for all I know, win a game of HORSE against Dikembe Mutombo, and it’s not going to cost us one cent extra! Best State of the Unions Address EVER!!!
[/QUOTE]
That’s quite a summation. Left behind you say? Not one single child? Huzzah!