He’s not, our children are.
Was John McCain asleep? Sure looked that way to me.
Um… how is it exactly that Iraq’s leaders know that our commitment is not open-ended, Mr. President?
Took me a hell of a lot longer than that to get the intended meaning.
In the great tragedies, the protagonist always kills himself. Just saying…
Who want to rip each other throats out.
from your lips…
Better than gold. Fucking platinum. Snip and frame that bastard.
Thanks for that. Both the headline and your observation gave me a laugh.
**Dikembe Mutumbo **- makes sense
**Soldier who fought injured **- makes sense
**Guy who dived under a train to save another guy **- makes sense
**“Baby Einstein” lady **- wtf??
Reading Presents Challenge for Captain Carrot 
Does anybody have a transcript of the Big Speech? I couldn’t hear shit over Pelosi’s nervous eye-blinking.
As for Webb, it’s like he’s wearing a fresh-cut scalp to cover his baldness. Will somebody, anybody, please scrape that Jacksonian roadkill off Webb’s head? Jesus, what a fucking jackal.
Londo Mollari is stunning in purple! 
How would that be possible?!
“The problem with relying on the Iraqi forces
(in conjunction with the US forces)
is that they’re not reliable.”
~ Hillary Rodham Clinton
23 January, 2007
But . . . but . . . he’s gonna balance the budget! Without raising taxes or ending the war!
Nah. We already tried that.
It was a cracker. Mr. Bush is gonna balance the budget, fix health care, wean us off foreign oil, double the size of the strategic Petroleum reserve, not leave a single child behind, add 92,000 troops the military without a re-instating the draft, turn Iraq into Las Vegas in six months, and, for all I know, win a game of HORSE against Dikembe Mutombo, and it’s not going to cost us one cent extra! Best State of the Unions Address EVER!!!
[Animal House]
Blow job! Blow job!
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That’s quite a summation. Left behind you say? Not one single child? Huzzah!