Before I saw the transcript I thought you were joking. Now I’m dumbfounded.
- Other President’s would have given the exact same speech?
I don’t understand why anyone watches it either, but not because of President Bush, because there’s only one reasonable speech to give in this situation, regardless of who is President.
I’m feeling truly sad. For most of my adult life, I never missed a major presidential speech, because they seemed important. Even with presidents I voted against, I still listened. But I simply cannot force myself to look at and listen to this wretched motherfucker for that long.
Oh, quiet. We’ve all suffered through Bush trying to speak in public, so what else could that headline mean?
It’s easy. Just think of the morbid fascination you get out of sniffing a carton of spoiled milk, or watching a piece of roadkill being devoured by maggots.
She also kept making weird movements with her mouth. Maybe her dentures were slipping?
BG? Aromatherapy. Transcendental meditation. Drugs. Something. Soon.
Try here.
And this politically signifies . . . ?
SHE’S A WITCH!
Does anybody have any idea what he was proposing with that health care tax/not tax/something? Couldn’t make heads or tails of it.
Baby Einstein?
Baby Motherfucking Einstein?
Baby Motherfucking Einstein is a $200M business? A business, and not a hideous tropical disease set to be eradicated on or before 2012 by WHO? Who bankrolls this $200M Baby Motherfucking Einstein business? I want names, damn it, names that can be copied and pasted onto a deportation list.
Holy crap, Bush is secretly one of the greatest philosophers of our time. In pointing out that people spent $200M on that dreck and its merchandise, he revealed subtly as a silk handkerchief falling onto a plush floor, and yet in our collective faces like a pimp-slap, the following message: “See how I got elected? If people will vote with their pocketbooks for Baby Einstein, they’ll do anything. Eat dog shit, join Scientology, hell, even buy a black velvet picture of Jesus riding a stegosaurus and twirling a lariat. Yee haw!”
Too lazy to Google. WTF is “baby Einstien”?
You go first. What does the following exchange signify politically?
Hell, I might buy one of those. It sounds hysterical.
DVD’s for babies. Lots of colors and music. Supposed to make 'em smarter. Mine won’t pay any attention to them. More fun to punch daddy in the balls and hear him make that funny noise.
Easy. Calling Cheney “reptilian” is a reflection on his moral character. Commenting on Pelosi’s ill-fitting dentures is a reflection on the skill of her dentist.
Speak for yourself. When my kid was six month old BE’s Baby Mozart was the only think that would hold his attention - and keep him quiet - for half an hour. You have no idea how many showers, quick means, leisurely trips to the bathroom and visits to the SDMB that disk allowed, preventing our minds from snapping like ten-year-old rubber bands. As far as I’m concerned, the Baby Einstein lady deserves, at the very least, a Nobel Peace Prize.
NYTimes has put up a nice word frequency tool for analyzing all of Mr. Bush’s SOTU’s.
In seven years, the president has never said ‘Jesus’, that’s every bit as often as he’s mentioned ‘Katrina’ or ‘cupcakes’. However, he did say ‘Osama’ for the first time this year.
You know, just the teensiest drop of chloroform on the little buggers banky…