Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 2)

Or a clue.

Or a friend (once the power of the Presidency is gone).

You could almost feel sorry for him, were he not one of history’s greatest abominations.

Sure, I understand that but if they are no longer using AWS servers and S3 storage, will the app still function? Seems probable that they used the Amazon SDKs.

It seems unlikely that they coded specifically for Amazon servers (not even sure if you could do that). I would hope that their code is compiled and optimized, at which point it should run on any Unix/Linux type server (I presume they aren’t running on Windows servers).

There is an S3 (storage, not server) SDK for iOS development - just like they have an SDK for JavaScript. I have not coded to the AWS cloud but I can’t imagine that an iOS or Android phone client to the AWS Cloud is going to just work with some other backend.

Ogdammit, are we still stuck on IPv4?

I’m old and can’t make up v6 addresses on the fly.

I’m going to use this opportunity to channel my inner Donald (hopefully for the last time) and imagine what he’d be Tweeting in these final hours if he still could.

The FAKE NEWS claims that I plan to pardon Lyin’ Ted Cruz for crimes that he may have committed in San Francisco in 1969 and 1970. His pardon is for other (fake) accusations! KEEP FIGHTING, TED!

My son Don Jr., who does not know me, was FULLY RESPONSIBLE for the so-called “patriot” attacks on January 6. I want no violence!

As I fully achieved my plans to Make America Great Again over the last four years, there was no need for me to seek a second term. Too bad Sleepy Joe will ruin Operation Warp Speed, trade war, stock market, 401k, SPACE FORCE, and many other great achievements!

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I will NEVER concede! In 2024 I will inagfugru

Please remember to use your awesome powers only for good, Smapti.

Look, all I’m saying is that Loser Donald has never offered me a job that guaranteed cash up front.

Sadly, for a bit one could use Qanon or FightForTrump as valid discount codes.

The removal of Trump from the twittersphere really has shut him down. I find it odd in some ways.

It seems that twitter was the only way for Trump to get his unfiltered words out. In the last while, since the twitter ban, Trump could have communicated to the public in any number of ways. Yet either he does not know how, or someone in the Whitehouse is preventing him.

If he does not know how to communicate with the outside world without twitter, is he THAT incompetent now?

If someone is preventing him - what power to they wield, and where is the power coming from?

From what I’ve read, the only people left are his family and diehard sycophants, and they’re trying to mostly save their own skins at this point - the family “brand” is severely (and perhaps irreparably) damaged and hopes that his family members had of future public office and raking in consultant fees are on the rocks at best. They desperately need him to keep his yap shut and are ensuring he doesn’t go rogue at this point.

So is he zap-strapped to a chair with a “silence of the lambs” mask on his head or what?

They’re sitting him down in front of a camera and teleprompter and filming everything themselves at the White House. Anything that comes out of his mouth hole at this point that isn’t written by someone else is edited out before it’s posted.

Is he unable to say “screw this, I am going on live TV. Summon the networks!”

I don’t think they are being allowed in at this point, and I’m pretty sure the family has been able to explain in small words that financial ruin and jail are not two places he wants to be headed for. Seems he agrees with at least that much. Again, from what I’ve read, it seems the family were actually fairly detached until the latest catastrophe.

He cannot find the words to the spell that summons the networks.

“Accio Vulpes Acta!”

J/K Rowling taught you well.

I can’t believe after all these years am that Trump’s Tweeting has come to an end. Is it real?