Someone’s selling God on Ebay.
And there’s no reserve price!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1788951889
I love the category: Everything Else:Metaphysical:Other
Home & Garden:Major Appliances:Other Major Appliances
And why is it that immediately after reading ‘Buy God!’, I thought ‘Ebay’?
You know, despite me being an atheist, I’m fairly disturbed by that. I mean, somebody is selling God. On Ebay.
Or this proves my theory that the entire universe has recently collapsed into one giant inside joke.
How can we be certain it’s the right God, though? What if it’s a defective rip-off counterfeit God?
I’ve already got one.
I like that part. 
How did one come into ownership of God? How did he move from free, omnipotent being to enslaved omnipotent being? Did he lose a bet with a God from another universe?
Isn’t that the first Commandment?
‘You shall sell no other gods before Me.’
We will know it’s the real God because it comes with a certificate from the Franklin Mint. 
I thought it was going to be a link to this site. Still pretty entertaining though. 
I’m tempted - but you know what would happen, i’d buy God THEN in three months time they’d bring out a bloody collectors edition including bonus Jesus and Holy Spirit…
Blacknight, are you sure you’ve got one?
Blasphemer you.
You wait till Abraham wops your ass, son.
Well, His elocution of spoken English took a nosedive.
Abraham i can deal with.
its Jesus i’m worried about - he’d have twelve homies to back him up.
Not Quite E-bay -
Manxnet classifieds - someone is selling a parachute with the message -
“Used once, Never opened”