snicker Can I pat you on the ass again Omni? Or will the shiny white ass only be for private viewings this time? grins and flashes Omni
I think you’re looking for the Sybian system. They probably have a webpage themselves; if not, you can find info at http://www.libchrist.com.
I have no idea what y’all are talking about. 
I used to have an amazing gizmo that was marketed as a “scalp massager” (yeah, RIGHT)… you strapped the vibrating mechanism to the back of your hand, like the scalp massagers you sometimes see in old-fashioned barbershops, and two flexible hose-type things sprouted out of it and terminated in fittings that clipped onto your first two fingers. I got rid of it because the clips were too small for my big fingers and cut off blood flow, plus it would eventually cause joint pain from the constant vibration. But I bet it would be a dandy masturbation aid for a woman, since the vibrations were delivered directly to your fingertips, which you could then place wherever the soothing snicker sensation was desired.
[hijack] Chef Troy, you have just made my all-time fave list for that sig line! I worship Shirley Manson. [/hijack]
Cheffie, where’s my mash note? After I wrote you one and everything! Do I have to write another one?
Yep, they sure do…check out these fun links for your…ahhh…pleasure.
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I should have know better than to read this thread…
Omni, is there room for me under that desk?
Dewt, my desk is huge- there’s room for both of you under here.
I have had more than a few of those parties, Lady Desire’ and F.U.N. They work the same as most other home sales parties in that the hostess receives a certain percentage of the sales to use towards her own purchases. The fact that most of my girlfriends are as perverted as I, the large amounts of Jungle Juice consumed, and the half-time entertainment courtesy of a professional male stripper (the brother of a friend), I would receive a huge amount of merchandise credit.
None of us are shy, so the private ordering (in the dining room) was usually anything but. “HEY DEBBIE! ARE YOU GETTING ONE OF THOSE VENUS BUTTERFLY THINGS???”
The direct contact of the vibrator to my clitoris is good at first but then it turns to more of a numb feeling. I figured out long ago that (this would be much easier if I could show you instead of trying to describe :)) putting the vibrator just barely off to the side with a portion of my lips between the two creates an earth shattering orgasm. If you don’t have a co-pilot at the time, nasty fantasies help work the magic.
Vibrators are great for multiple orgasms. Once the first one starts to fade, slow the vibrator down one speed and don’t move it away although it feels a little uncomfortable for those first few seconds. Before long, BAM! It happens again and again and again. . . .
Puts a smile on my face and turns my body into Jello.
I got one of those ecologically friendly vibrators…but it was really hard to reach the crank to keep it going.
Oh, and Diane? Let me be the first to encourage you to take some pictures to illustrate your advice.
Magdalene: Mea culpa. mea maxima culpa. I’ve been horribly blocked lately but I haven’t forgotten, I promise.
Geobabe: Me too. I listen to “Garbage 2.0” obsessively.
Well, I know the last several times I’ve gone “shopping,” they haven’t had anything that I don’t already have. I have a Mastercraft toolbox in my bedroom, one of those three-tray deals, complete with padlock. In case the little kiddies get nosy.
But that’s just me.
Based on my friends, and that’s hardly a random sampling, I’d say about 50% currently own one or more. Most have tried various jellies, lotions, what have you. One friend was recently convinced, through much prodding, to buy her first, because as we told her, “Every girl should have at least one.”
Sure Kim, but do you have a 12 HP generator? Batteries are sooooo last week. 
vibrator salesman “… and here’s our new Black and Decker model…” BWAAAAAAAAA BWAAAAAAAAMM!!! (gas powered engine sound)
:eek:
“Then, of course, there’s our latest model from Harley Davidson- just involves a bit of a kick-start here…”
WUMBUDABUMBADAWUMBUDABUMBADAWUMBUDABUMBADAWUMBUDABUMBADA
“SEE? MUCH SMOOTHER THAN THE OLD BLACK & DECKER MODEL, AND YOU DON’T NEED THAT RIPCORD!”
I gave an old girlfriend a “going away present” of three vibrators, two dildo shaped ones (different sizes) and an egg shaped one.
When I next saw her about 8 months later, she told me that it was the best present that she’d ever had. Her story was that she inserted the egg and used either of the dildos externally. In those 8 months she’d worn out three of the damned eggs!
She’s married to someone else now. sigh… (Oh, wait – so am I!)
I must be a masochist cause here I am day two, in the same position as yesterday.
A comment on my experience with sex toys and typical girls. You may have noticed I’m not afraid to speak my mind and ask questions to just about anyone about anything. I picked this up early in college in my many expedition to the the girls half of the dorms, so between lots of all night BSing and a handful of girlfriends, I’m pretty well versed on a variety of women. Maybe better than some girls speaking for their friends because my sampling is a bit more random.
In the 18-24 yo set I’d say its a suprisingly low ratio. Maybe 25% or less actually have them. This is probably because they are just out of the house and haven’t started buying those things you wouldn’t want mom or dad to find. Secondly, because when most get horny they go out and get laid. Having a vibrator in some insecure way might imply they can’t get any. That said very very few of them had anything against them, and most would use and buy one if they ever needed or felt the inclination. Most just were still content with using their hands and us guys ;). As they get older or in serious relationships they started buying them in droves, so I think it kinda depends on the type of sex life we’re talking about.
FTR - I’ve never considered a sex toy to be a good replacement for a partner. They are fun, yes. They are more fun when used with a partner. For me, if I feel the need to actually get laid, then an orgasm from a vibrator will help, but it is not going to be enough to get rid of the need to get laid, y’know? It’s just not the same if there isn’t a whole body attached to it.
I forgot to add my new sig line!
Kim, same goes for guys. And even when we’re (or at least me) in a relationship getting all the sex we want, we still masturbate several times a week. They are 2 different animals, and I need both.