BZZZZZZZZ.... Efficacy of Vibrators

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Here’s my mom/vibrator story:

Every christmas as a kid she would put something strange at the bottom of my sister’s and my stockings. One year it was some weird exotic fruit, one year it was slime. My little sister refuses to grow up and at 26 still demands her stocking. That means I get one by default. A couple of years ago we reach in there and pull out matching ‘love bug’ vibrators. In front of Mom, Dad and various grandparents. I’ve managed to mostly repress the next 10 minutes or so. I might have been in a coma.

My current favorite has to be the big ol’ Hitachi. Mostly because it terrified my ex, but that’s a whole other story.

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Damn it slackergirl…now why did you miss us in SF?

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Hi Omni,

It was my ankle, I swear. No really…

I’ll definitely catch you next time.

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Sheesh… Looks like my post in http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=38554 about jackhammers and shop vacs should have been here instead…

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I just have to say… this is soooo not cool. I feel tortured and taunted. I have been following this since it started. Reading and feeling the need… being jealous of machines and of women. I want a machine that will do this L… hell… for that matter I want multiple orgasms! L

My exgf/roomie and I used to be into those things… toys… gahhh… I love toys… now I don’t get to use them and she does. I see the Adam and Eve cataloge come in and I dont even open it for the porno adds!! I miss a willing woman so bad… I used to love to tease and give with toys :frowning:
…and DAMN… I think my tounges losing tone too! :smiley:
Something has to change!! L I’m afraid I’m gonna forget!

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Isn’t that Rudy Rucker’s latest book?

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Diane *
**

Speaking of do-overs, Diane:

[sub]Quoting my own sig, can you believe it?[/sub]

Only this time, can’t you arrange for a psychic link with me, in your dream? :smiley:

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As a renovator, I could enlarge that desk of yours and we could have an under-the-desk-dope-fest-vibrator-party. Now that would be a party.

I would also like to second everything Omni has posted here. This is torture and I can’t stay away.

:: howl of frustrated agony ::

:: crawling back under desk ::

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I didn’t think I’d contribute to this thread, but a friend just sent me this link, and it fits all to well. Have a look-see, but turn the sound down a bit…
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilm/skeletons/film_detail/0,1263,211907,00.html
You’ll never look at a slinky again without smiling just a bit…

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LMAO This reminds of the episode of Seinfeld where George had his “under-desk” converted into a sleeping area. LOL

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… and the advice here I have decided to order some new toys from Good Vibrations. Omni, I should have an update at ChiDope. You won’t forget to bring it up, will you? ::cough cough::

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Diane, by all means, take a do over. In fact, you have my permission to write as many erotic stories as you like in this or any other thread.

You can even e-mail me if you would like for me to read them over to make sure they are completely the highest quality before you submit them. :wink:

Jeffery

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Great, the ChiDope/Fuckerware Party it is.

Omni, are you still breathing? You look a bit peaked.

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snickers

Okay, so I should bring PLENTY of film to ChiDope is what I’m hearing. Blackmail opportunities, here I come! :smiley:

(And magdalene…don’t worry. Omni will bring it up. In more ways than one, I expect.)

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Falc’s right…I never disappoint.

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Well, Omni…you never disappoint with words. I’m not sure about anything else… :wink:

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Omni, you are killing me -

Well it doesn’t matter if you disappoint. The whole point is I’ll have it covered either way! :wink:

Ugh, sucked into the maelstrom of a SDMB flirtfest. Will you all still respect me in the morning?

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By the way, Diane, I forgot to compliment you on your posts.

Good job :smiley: Hee hee hee. Keep 'em sweating, it’s fun.

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Ummmmmmm yes, every night baby, every night.

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MMMMM…vibrators. I don’t have one. But I want one. Unfortunately my mom has the habit of going through all my drawers and I don’t think she would be happy to find one of those. Although the condoms are pretty incriminating too. I may be getting one (vibrator, that is) for my birthday. Especially since my boyfriend is halfway across the world for the next two months. And I must agree with y’all who said that nothing is better than a warm body. sigh