Well, if this were truly possible, I wouldn’t have to spend my pitiable existence on this message board, reading threads like “BZZZZZZ…Efficacy of Vibrators” and “Oral Sex Tips” 
When shopping, I saw a vibrator that runs off your car’s cigarette lighter. I didn’t get it, though. My commute to work is too short.
I commute for about 4 hrs a day…is there one for guys?
I don’t know, Omni - not that I saw, anyway. But I don’t know you well enough to shop for sex toys for you. Maybe after ChiDope. 
I am still waiting for a set of Drummel attachments.
This is sort of amusing:
(God, I never post to these sorts of threads and I never post silly URLs. What is the world coming too?)