Call me ThreadKiller(TM)!

It was entirely possible. Sometimes the SDMB can be a cold and lonely place.

Is the plane on a treadmill thread still going? I’m afraid to look!

Dangit, control-z! You ruined everything! Did nobody tell you the plan was to wait for An Gadaí to post again and kill the thread?

:smiley:

I cannot let you suffer further. I admit it…I framed you.

For I am…

band strikes 3 chords

… the Thread killer…!

Hah, I once killed a thread with a TMI post.

TMI posts NEVER kill threads.

TMI posts don’t kill threads, poop kills threads

This is sure to end badly, but here is my post. Sound Taps.

SSG Schwartz

No, I’m the Script of Death!! Now I have to go have a nap.

You guys can’t win that easy.

Oh, I should have said that my second post kills the thread.

The fat lady is singing for this thread.

SSG Schwartz

I’d sing for it too…if I were a fat lady.

An Gadaí, come back and request that this thread be closed.

Think of it, you’ll become a self fullfilling prophecy, and this thread won’t go on F O R E V E R !

Oh, it won’t go on forever.

It’s dead.
Like…now.

No! I am the THREAD KILLER!

yessir, death for sure. I see it. mmhmm

It’s comin’ around the bend. That’s for sure.

I will kill this thread, riiiight

about

now!

Why do you lie?

Congrats, Least Original User Name Ever, I think you may have killed the…

Wait, what’s that?
Are you serious?
Aw, crap, I never even thought of that, I guess you are right.

Never mind LOUNE

We now return you to the thread on life support.

SSG Schwartz

You know, this thread was as good as dead.
I killed it.
Game over.