I think we need to check it for doll eyes or at least a gag response. Absent a professional ruling on this, I maintain that the thread was a vegetative state, but was surviving on life support. 
SSG Schwartz
You murderer!
Why yes, yes I am.
There was this thread from 2004 with such a piece of numbercrunching. I came 7th as the most effective non-mod threadkiller.
Huh. I wonder how you’re doing these days.
Very well thanks, since you ask.
Looking back over the last 6 months, I’ve only killed about 1 in 10 of the GQ threads I’ve posted in, as compared to about 1 in 4 back in 2004, so it looks as if my powers are waning.
Perhaps.
Maybe the actual words “postcount padding” will get this thread closed.
(now)
Maybe not.
snickers
milky ways
mmm chocolate.
Thread seems to have taken on a life of its own.
Rename the thread that will not die.
SSG Schwartz
Rename it…in the name of the one that killed it…name it after…
…after…me.
Amateurs.
I killed an MMP. 2nd one I posted to, I think. Kneel in awe. Or something.
You did not. You can’t kill an MMP. It merely moves.
I have GQ questions that went completely unanswered.
Submit, now!
I won’t submit!
I’m way too stubborn!
fisha, you are fishing. There are some questions that cannot be answered. Like why do I kill so many threads?
SSG Schwartz
You want a question? How about “where’s SkipMagic to close this %^#% thread then I’ve already killed it once?”
I killed a MMP on a Monday. Try to beat that, my friends.
It’s first Monday.