Can I get another round of "thread titles guaranteed to get zero replies?"

I need a slow working untraceable poison that my SO won’t detect in coffee.

Great gifts from Amway.

Where can I dump a ‘dirty’ gun?

How many moles on your back?

Yay! Count me in!

Chrystels or amithest better for clensing? Why?

Any tips on how to get rid of the cat pee-like smell in my meth lab?

How do I convince my grandmother NOT to pick the fresh “basil” leaves from my garden for her spaghetti sauce?

Reccomend me dog-sized condoms.

Og damn,, fella, that one just about became a self-fulfilling prophecy. HAR! :smiley:

Okay then… b

Who here is in the Witness Protection Program? Tell us why, and where you’re located.