Petition to bring back the Grapist!
Bump this thread! (the purpose of this thread would be none other than to see how long people will keep it at the top of the page)
Up your post count here)
St. Anger appreciation thread
Which Tom Green episode was your favorite?
The cardboard appreciation thread
Ask the guy who works in a box factory (of course, the thread might turn entirely into Simpsons references)
Do you use the diagrams that tell you where to put batteries in things?
Has anyone ever smuggled anything?
That’s it? Just laughter? If there isn’t at least one other substance emanating form your person then it just isn’t good enough. Thus, I will hang my head in shame and try again.
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“Suggest a good bikini wax for my German Shepherd”
“What would you be doing if you weren’t reading this thread?”
“Gloria Stienem or Andrea Dworkin: Hottest Feminist”
“What’s wrong with my pancreas? (with pic)”
“Etymology of the word “is””
“This sucks! (No Oscar nomination for Tom Arnold again!)”
“Alternate uses for a merkin”
“Is it possible to get a unine transfusion?”
“Homeopathic remedies for genital herpes”
“Locating obscure pants”
“Good spots for public masturbation”
“A philosophical debate on Black Eyed Peas’ “My Humps””
“How to tacfully inform my boyfriend that he’s living a real-life Crying Game”
“Craziest “object insertions” you’ve done”
Ask the Scientologist
Who Else Likes Squeezing Their Testicles in a Wood Vise?
Ask The Guy Who Just Had Raunchy, Sweaty Sex With His Own Grandmother
My Date With the Pyjama-Pants Wearing Girl That’s Locked In The Trunk of My Car
The “Manimal” Appreciation Thread
Of course I meant “urine.” What the heck else would I mean?
Can I get another round of “thread titles guaranteed to get zero replies?”
Ok, now we just need someone to post all these to test them out.
It’ll be called “Volunteers to post bad threads.” I expect lots of replies.
Here’s a great puzzle about words ending in -gry.
What’s wrong with a Beach Boys thread?
Quiet, you!
(throws leftovers down the steps)
What do you call a mod locked in the basement?
A good start!
oops, wrong sort of thread…
Which film had Woody Allen at his HAWT-TEST??
Favorite Member flameouts–with links!
Contest time! Who can resurrect the oldest zombie thread?
My police record is longer than yours, buddy! (warning: pdfs)
What sort of worms are these in my puppy’s poop? (pics!)
Let’s all go over and tease the folks at the _________ Board!
The Frank Wildhorn Appreciation Thread
9/11 and the International Zionist Conspiracy–links you MUST read to learn the Truth
Which film had Peter Lorre at his HAWT-TEST??
No, I’d post to that one. I would have lots of questions.
Guess my best friend’s middle name
SMDB spelling contest thread
“Need volunteers to work this weekends Renaissance Faire”
There’s this small guy in my class. He’s quiet, likes to read, and gets good grades. How should me and my buddies pick on him?
If you could ask Neil Armstrong anything, what would it be? No moon questions, though.
White dopers: if slavery was still legal, who would you pick? I get Halle Barry, Tyra Banks, and Beyonce.
I think I may be a serial killer (TMI)
I just scored an 8-ball! Party at my place!
I’m a little strapped for cash – can anybody help?
ASK tHe mMENTALlly UunSTABle gUY!?!
Poll: your least favorite mod
Who wants to have sex with me? (I’ll pay for it)
Dakota Fanning is HOT!
Need medical advice: sharp chest pain8tnsl;vme4uehl hwk
Evicted, need place to stay with my 16 cats.
Nude Twister game in public park, who wants to play?
Help, I left skidmarks in my SO’s panties.
Share your favorite tapeworm story.
Favorite roadkill recipe.
Any fans of Cleveland Steamers?
Wait-there’s a “Dogs Playing Pool” too? GET OUT!
You’re all sick! I love it… 
Time for me to add some of my own:
Where can I buy Weapons-Grade Plutonium?
Help Me Brainwash My Sister Into Having Sex With The Dog While I Video Them
Which Fertilser Makes The Best Explosives?
Does Anyone Know A Pig Farmer Who Doesn’t Ask Awkward Questions?
Help Me Plagiarise My Thesis
I Pit The Salvation Army, Red Cross, And Medecins Sans Frontieres
Planning A Trip To Egypt- Need Some Grave Robbing Tips!
Scott Base/South Pole DopeFest 2006