Can I get another round of "thread titles guaranteed to get zero replies?"

So, you want to be a janitor

Post pictures of your pet gila monster

I’m having a just OK day

Share your favorite Pauly Shore movies

“Deconstructing Mein Kampf

“What else can I spread liverwurst on?”

“Could someone tell me what just came out of my butt?”

“Your favourite tentacle hentai moment”

“Michael Moore is my idol!”

“Petition to bring back ‘Who Wants To Marry a Millionaire?’”

“Where can I find a doctor that will perform trepanation?”

“Post your most embarassing hog show experiences”

“JR “Bob” Dobbs appreciation thread”

“Great moments in soy”

“Gilmore Girls fan fiction”

“Help! My pot plants won’t bud!”

“Does this look infected to you?”

Zeldar,

6 threads where you killed ‘em on the first post?
That’s like pure sharp-shootin’, there!
You line 'em and knock 'em down, all on your own!

:smiley:

Will Biafra accept mailed leftovers?

Does smoking hurt both your lungs?

Is my cat’s butt supposed to look like where a limb was removed from an oak tree?

Your favorite recipes using Catsup and Jello

I guess First Word = Last Word on these jewels, huh?

Good for a laugh anyway.

My fear is that somebody will now go and reply to these turkeys just so they can fuck up this thread! :smiley:

snork

You’d get at least one response:

“Your dog has a very surprised look on his face.”

“That’s his butt.”

“Oh. Then I guess he’s not going to enjoy that treat I just fed him.”

I heard from Kazar that you can rub Absinthe on your dick you will avoid catching aids when having sex with your 7 year old sister. Is this true?

I would reply to that one…

“I like oxygen, don’t you?”
“this Burrito is really delicious, discuss…”
“Doesn’t everyone hate mosquitoes?”
“Sentience RULES!”
“I’m a carbon based lifeform, aren’t you?”

Mmmmmmf! Rrgllllll Let me out of here! I must mod my forum!

:smiley:

Future developments in hamster evolution?

History counterfactual: What if Vice President Sherman hadn’t died in October 1912?

Could a White, Anglo, Sraight, Married, Christian Male be POTUS?

So, what’s wrong with those picky eaters, anyway?

Toilet Paper. Does the end go to the front or back?

Circumcision: Good or Bad?
:smiley:

any post I make is guaranteed to have no replies.

Bob

In this life, there are no guarantees.

There is a big one at the very end, however.

You, sir, are responsible for peals of uncontrollable laughter eminating from my person and causing my long-suffering fiancee to bang on my study door and demand to know what the hell is so funny, since it’s interrupting her viewing od House M.D… Bravo! I doff my hat to you! :smiley:

Ask the Amway Distributor

Regards,
Shodan

Airplane on a treadmill (revisited)

Anybody remember the TV show ‘Thea’?

I’m having fun with this new sock puppet

If a submarine on an underwater treadmill was trying to propel forward…

Convince me to put you on my ignore list

Battlefield Earth appreciation thread

Spambots unite!!!

Mmmm Cuban cigars

Ask the guy who wipes eighty year old asses for a living (maybe TMI)

Some great responses so far with people alluding to the blandest of the bland (“Family Circus”, “Gigli”, “Star Trek V”)

John Tesh or Yanni ? Which one is the really serious kick-ass rocker?

“Dogs Playing Pool” OR “Dogs Playing Cards”? Which displays the finer aspects of artistic expression?

“Almost Famous Appreciation Thread - Shemp Howard, Zeppo Marx, Andrew Ridgley, Pete Best, etc”

“Second Law of Thermodynamics, Kierkegaarde and the Dukes of Hazzard discussion thread”

“Mallard Fillmore Fan Club”