When he’s stumped, Cecil calls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris edits all posts. He never misspells. The extra K is for kill.
Good one Flander. 
No one can domesticate Chuck Norris.
Upon hearing that there was “One ring to rule them all”, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the Ring into a volcano. Fearful kingdom authorities later developed a cover story blaming it on some tussle between elves and wizards.
There once was a man from Nantucket,
who was thrown into the sun by Chuck Norris.
The Big Bang was Chuck Norris roundhousing the Universe. He did it so he would have more asses to kick.
The Universe is still expanding and running away in all directions. It’s afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a game of “Connect Four” in three moves.
A Force of One was originally conceived as a sequel to The Magnificent Seven, but Chuck Norris killed and ate the other six.
Tim Tebow once challenged Chuck Norris to a throwing contest:
After Tebow threw the ball the length of the field, Chuck Norris responded by throwing Tebow the length of the field.
Damnit, going through this site I see that the connect four thing is an old one. I really thought I invented that one. Must have heard it somewhere and forgotten.
A coward dies a thousand deaths. Chuck Norris kills him a thousand times…
I had to look up Tim Tebow. Turns out he’s a Heisman winner and he’s almost a full year younger than me. Damn, I feel like Van Wilder here. Time to start getting serious about my degree!
Chuck Norris decided to single handedly end WWII. He went to Japan armed only with two cans of pork and beans. He ate the first one on August 6, 1945…
Best Chuck Norris joke everz!
I like this one better than mine.
Win.
I overlooked that. Of course, I meant the assault on Omaha Beach on D-Day.
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick a field goal in Tampa’s Raymond James Stadium…from the 50 yard line…of Qualcomm Stadium in San Diego.
This one is perfect for me - it captures the epic silliness of this whole meme…
So Don Walsh and Jacques Piccard are tooling around in their bathyscaphe, early January, 1960. On the bottom of the Mariana trench. After 20 minutes, Chuck Norris got tired of them.
Chuck Norris knows the third word that ends -gry.
Chuck Norris solved “14 k of g in a f p d”, and is still laughing at us about it.
Every time Chuch Norris masturbates
God throws a kitten a life buoy.