Canadians! Do Not Let Moose Lick Your Car!

Again!!??!

Who would have thought you could make a full show by repeating ten minutes worth of material again and again?

Hollywood.

I’ll bet more people (over forty) know quotes from that show than who represents them in the House and Senate.

Wasn’t the US Attorney General – some years ago – Edwin Moose?

Yeah. Damn guy never left my car alone.

But that trick never works!

That trick never works.

Well, what if you used bacon salt?

Silly Doctor, meeses are vegetarian!

Used to be. Northern Canada is a tough place.

Okay, no bacon salt. Micheladas?

I hates those meeses to pieces!

(Oops, wrong cartoon.)

OTOH, Meese’s Pieces might make a fun, healthy snack next time you binge watch.

The late unlamented Ed Meese pretty well ruined that word for me. And to think we once thought he was outrageous. More recent events have shown the … naivete of that idea.

Then again Meeses’ Pieces might be a big hit.

With all respect to the late B. Kliban, a man of discerning wit with a keen pencil:

Worse than that - he was plural! It was Ed Meese.

I read the title as "Do Not Let Moose Lick your Cat! until I saw the link. LOL

(about not allowing moose to lick a cat)

Probably also good advice.

Pets can be hard to bathe. I don’t see the problem there.

Though perhaps you mean from a social distancing perspective?

Ever try to stop a bleeding moose tongue?