Canadopers: Customize my jersey!

In My Humble Opinion
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I own a beautiful red Team Canada hockey jersey that I wear all the time. Unfortunately, I didn’t get it customized since I had no idea what to put on the back. Now I’m gettinmg bored with the big, red empty patch.

I still don’t know what name and number to put on it… one of my friends suggested “POUTINE 75.”

Any other suggestions?

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Not a Canadian here; just from Minnesota, which is close. Something I’ve always admired that I heard about was the winner in a slogan contest: As Canadian as (fill in the blank).

The winner?

As Canadian as possible, given the circumstances.

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BEER ME
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