I did something rather monumental tonight and I can’t tell anyone because I might get in trouble if anyone knew. It’s hard to savor a big achievement when you can’t share it.
can you tell us?
You had a threesome, didn’t you? It’s okay, you can tell us. Really.
C’mon. You can trust us. We would never tell anyone else.
[QUOTE=cainxinth]
I did something rather monumental tonight and I can’t tell anyone because I might get in trouble if anyone knew. It’s hard to savor a big achievement when you can’t share it.
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That’s not fair, now you must tell us or we’ll just have to start guessing.
Um…did you discover a way to communicate with the dead?
I know what it is - you found a way for Dopers to pay attention to you, right? :D:D:D:D
All you have to do is say, “It rhymes with…”
Spinning the Flottery?
Najor Spomotion?
Willed a Klerson?
One more and he gets his 00-status!
I did it too, but mine was better, because My sister wore the donkey costume, and I filled the water balloons with corn syrop and glitter! Also, I used a reall otter, and the traffic cop was in on the joke.
FML
[QUOTE=Full Metal Lotus]
I did it too, but mine was better, because My sister wore the donkey costume, and I filled the water balloons with corn syrop and glitter! Also, I used a reall otter, and the traffic cop was in on the joke.
FML
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Dude, the traffic cop is always in on the joke.
cainxinth met The Man from Nantucket.
It’s twoo! It’s twoo!!
He solved the ‘14 k of g…’ mystery? 
I think you should start an “Ask The Bank Robber” thread.
[QUOTE=Full Metal Lotus]
I did it too, but mine was better, because My sister wore the donkey costume, and I filled the water balloons with corn syrop and glitter! Also, I used a reall otter, and the traffic cop was in on the joke.
FML
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I believe we have a new candidate procedure for welcoming Dopers. 
It was pretty good for me too. Same time next week?
Liar!
There’s now way you did that!
cainxinth is now pottytrained!
Might not believe you without pics anyway.
[QUOTE=cainxinth]
I did something rather monumental tonight and I can’t tell anyone because I might get in trouble if anyone knew. It’s hard to savor a big achievement when you can’t share it.
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There is nothing so monumental as the imagination of the Dopers
Give us a hint—was it illegal, immoral, or did it just taste good? (The last covers a LOT of ground!)
[QUOTE=cainxinth]
I did something rather monumental tonight and I can’t tell anyone because I might get in trouble if anyone knew. It’s hard to savor a big achievement when you can’t share it.
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Working for Cheney does have its draw backs…