Can you tell us who you would get in trouble with?
Oh I know, you built the world’s biggest monument to cheese, and you’d get in trouble with the dairy association if they knew!
Monumental, eh? Must be another “I climbed the steps and crapped on the Rocky statue” story. Oh, well, at least it’s the first one this year. :rolleyes:
You caught a home-run ball at the game when you didn’t go to your sister-in-law’s to watch slides of her Disneyworld vacation because you said you had to stay late at work?
You took this up the butt?
Welcome to my life.
Will you eventually be able to tell us?
Can’t be it. He *has * to know it’s gonna be on the sports highlights reel – at least, it happens that way on all the best sitcoms.
Was anything bigger than a breadbox involved?
No, this.
So, cainxinth, same time tomorrow? Yum!
cainxinth, CIA or Ethan Hunt?
and where is cianxinth anyway? not nice to pique our curiousity like that and leave us stranded
He’s off trying to squeeze as much savoring as he can out of this secret that only he can know.
Or else he’s doing it again! :eek: The bastard.
Perhaps some of** cainxinth’s** past thread titles contain clues:
My apt almost burnt up tonight
Why don’t Foreman grills have on off switches?
Psychological link between bowel movements and department stores?
Will an elphant mate with a rhinoceros?
Is competitive eating ethical?
ATM’s internationally
Oil down the toilet
A solitary cockroach?
Cosmetic treatment for red eyes
Atkins question: How much meat is too much?
TMI sex question
I am a vain moron with bright white teeth
Morality of Zoos
I want to kill somebody
Sin City
Fusion Reactors
Points on my license
Is it Unethical to Take Advantage of Free Homepage Services?
saltwater toilets
OK, but which one?
If he made an elephant mate with a rhinoceros, that would be indeed quite a feat. And perhaps he shouldn’t have been in the zoo.
If he found the psychological link, that would indeed be quite a feat, but he might be ashamed to admit it.
And we could go on down the line of his threads, but we’re no closer to figuring out what it is.
If you’re suggesting that all the threads link together, I sure don’t see any connection.
Repeting themes: large zoo animals, eating, sex and toilets…
Damn, what ugly visuals!
You kidnapped Virginia the hippo, knew her in the Biblical sense, killed her, boiled the flesh off her bones, ate her, and flushed her chopped up bones down one of those johns that can handle 357 golf balls at one “gulp.”
I can understand your pride.
I think we’ve pretty much established by now that he has taken something up the butt, but I don’t think either of you are right. I think it was this.
I would, though. I’d keep it to yourself if I were you, cainxinth. I just can’t be trusted.
Just cover your ears/eyes then. Sheesh, you’re not helping!
Ooh, I found something else he may have stuck up his butt. Was it this?
