You developed a strain of marijuana plant that looks and smells exactly like common oregano, so you can grow a shit ton of it right in your garden and nobody will ever know what you’re up to?
Honest to god, I almost got caught ditching school this way. It was a Thursday afternoon game and I was two rows away from a home run that ended up on SportsCenter that night. Thankfully, my mom didn’t have ESPN on at any point that night, which was pretty rare.
I saw someone who looked like cainxinth walking down the street on stilts. Dam impressive I tell ya.
I gotta wonder what was in that wiggling burlap sack they were carrying.
[QUOTE=Rigamarole]
Ooh, I found something else he may have stuck up his butt. Was it this?
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I think this gentleman should be able to shed some more light on it.
If it had anything to do with Paris Hilton, I’m sorry to have to tell you that you’re hardly the first.
[QUOTE=Rigamarole]
Ooh, I found something else he may have stuck up his butt. Was it this?
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I’d think the ears would make it difficult…
[QUOTE=AskNott]
Monumental, eh? Must be another “I climbed the steps and crapped on the Rocky statue” story. Oh, well, at least it’s the first one this year. :rolleyes:
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FTR: The Rocky statue is at the bottom of the steps.
[QUOTE=Rigamarole]
Ooh, I found something else he may have stuck up his butt. Was it this?
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So far, only my up-the-butt object is truly monumental. The rest of y’all’s anal insertions are just weird. 
I tell you, reading this thread right after the thread about Chris Benoit makes me think very evil thoughts about the OP.
[QUOTE=Shoshana]
Perhaps some of** cainxinth’s** past thread titles contain clues:
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I want to kill somebody
Fusion Reactors
saltwater toilets
:eek:
A. Nothing went up my butt
B. No animals were injured
C. If I caught a home run-ball I would tell people even if it meant angering my sister-in-law
Thats all you get
[QUOTE=Shoshana]
. . . Is competitive eating ethical? . . .
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Based on his recent post, I’d say he’s in training, keeping close to a department store bathroom, just in case.
And this is well worth discussing. The others, not so much.
Hmm, Philadelphia, monument…
He totally peed on the Liberty Bell.
[QUOTE=anyrose]
I’d think the ears would make it difficult…
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Well duh. That’s why he’s bragging about it being such an accomplishment.
Maybe it was this? (I think this one should appease Cervaise as it certainly qualifies as monumental)
[QUOTE=cainxinth]
A. Nothing went up my butt
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Oh, darn. I really thought we had it there.
I know what it is! I know what cainxinth did!
But I can’t tell any of you. It’s a secret.
[QUOTE=Kythereia]
I know what it is! I know what cainxinth did!
But I can’t tell any of you. It’s a secret.
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not you, too :eek:
… And?
I was just wondering, cainxinth, has enough time passed that you can finally tell us?
Did that restraining order finally expire?