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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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chuckle…snort…PFFFFFFFFFT! BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry. Anyone who’s actually met the Goddess *wring will find this one as hysterical as I do.

I know Kathy Bates has been mentioned for someone else, but man, she’d make a perfect wring. Oh yeah.

As for me…hm. BunnyGirl’s choice of Lucille Ball is obvious (it’s the hair), but Stevie Nicks? I find that one really flattering. But my singing voice leaves something to be desired. Like earplugs.

UncleBeer: Young Charlton Heston. Not because of the gun thing, though, but because he was a major hottie. Big time. Hoooooo buddy. :smiley:

**thinksnow:[/b} Young Vincent Price. I saw an old Vincent Price flick on TCM a couple of weeks ago, and I swear to the Goddess, I could not stop drooling. And when they showed him shirtless…all’s I can say is man, I was born WAY too late. :eek:

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I hate it when I do that.

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Ben Affleck? I HAVE heard that people tell him he looks like me… :stuck_out_tongue:

Stoid? - Betty freakin’ Page, baby.

TequilaMockingbird - Fairuza Balk, sensual and dangerous (but not nearly stacked enough ;))

Eve - Judi Dench (not in a period piece, more like in As Time Goes By)

TruePisces - Estella Warren

purplebear - Reese Witherspoon

AbbySthrnAccent - Angie Harmon

GingeroftheNorth - Elizabeth Hurley (as a redhead)

hardygrrl - Denise Richards

screech-owl - Sela Ward, no question.

Arden Ranger - Brigitte Nielsen, a la Red Sonja. [sub]Can’t picture Arden as anything less than a Frazetta or Vallejo painting.[/sub]

Coldfire - Mark Wahlberg, but with a longer prosthesis. [sub]and vigorous acting lessons.[/sub]

UncleBeer - John Goodman if he pulls a DeNiro and gets svelte for the role.

SuaSponte - Val Kilmer

Weirddave - Steve Buscemi (kind of a latter-day Peter Lorre)

SPOOFE - Anthony Daniels :stuck_out_tongue:

Tygr - Oded Fehr

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Cool, it looks like I can still get Kevin Spacey to play me. Of course, we’ll have to convince him to shave his head for the role. :smiley:

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Woah, I know Kung Fu.

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Rue Paul? hmmm bwhahahhahahahha
ahem.

**bwhahahahahahahahaha **

Let’s see, (peering in shirt) yep, female.

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Drew Barrymore?

Denise Richards?

I like this game. :slight_smile:

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You tell me. Although that cape is more gray-ish.

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Two bad calls eh? Well hey, gimme a break. I’m working off of imagination here!

Tripler… I dunno, he still strikes me as a flintlock toting, flannel wearing guy with a lot of critters around him.

Wring. Sorry, I just wasn’t sure. I guess this means a hot date is out of the question? Knowing the difference now I’d go with Rebecca Demornay. (an attitude thing)

sewalk: Ed Harris.

Uncle Beer: Robert Shaw (Quinn role, of course).

Carina42: Patricia Richardson

Odieman: John Cryer

Arden Ranger: Gail O’Grady

KKBattousai: D.B. Wong

ExTank: Woody Harrelson

Johnny LA: Bruce Willis (Hudson Hawk role)

Shayna: Mira Sorvino

Manservant Hercubus: Jeff Goldblum

Astroboy: John Cusack

FairyChatMom: Joan Rivers. (Bette Midler would be close too but I would never have her in my movie).

Broomstick: Ellen Barkin

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I would have picked these until I saw pictures of them…

iampunha…Bono

Esprix…Scott Thompson from Kids in the Hall

Matt_Mcl…Craig Schaeffer

Crunchy Frog…the guy who played the lead in Office Space-sorry, both the character name and actor’s name completely escape me.

UncleBill…a young Bill Murray

blur…Damon Alburn

True Pisces…Stevie Nicks

Falcon…Ione Skye

Verrain…Rupert Everett

Mauvaise…Juliette Binoche

Tripler…Triple H

Racinchikki…Christina Ricci

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Ron Livingston played “Peter Gibbons” in Office Space.

Good one, hardygrrl.

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Thanks Katiekilldare. :slight_smile:

I was too lazy to do a Google search and saying I thought he looked like Mark McGuire would have made his ego explode.

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Here are a few of mine. I’m including deceased actors, because my powers are such that I can transcend space and time.

Fenris: Kevin Smith.
Scylla: Tommy Lee Jones.
Coldfire: Since he’s been called a nazi so many times, I’m tempted to say Werner Kemplerer. If the rumors about Uncle Milty are true, we might want him to be a body double for Coldfire’s trans-Atlantic penis. Which, in the stupendous special effects extravaganza of a climax, will sink the Titanic.
Qadgop the Mercotan: Vincent Price in a shiny silver jumpsuit.
SuaSponte: Tom Cruise
thinksnow: Wilford Brimley (no particular reason, I just wanted Wilford Brimley to be in the movie)
JDT: Crispen Glover

I, of course, shall be played by the Taco Bell Chihuahua. But I shall be voiced by Barry White.

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Hot Diggity! This is a fun game.

Hardygrrl says Ashley Judd, Cartooniverse says Bonnie Bonnie Bedelia, and Tygr says Angie Harmon. Which I find amazingly complimentary and ironic since I drew up near Dallas not far from where she grew up.

May I have multiple personality disorder and be played by all three?

Oh and Tygr, if I were casting Brad Pitt would play you. Rroawrr!

Abby

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isn’t Bad News Baboon making a cameo?

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Cameo played by King Kong. :smiley:

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When I think of Eve, I tend to picture Meet John Doe-era Barbara Stanwyck. With Deanna Durbin doing the singing.

Elenfair would be played by beautiful Minnie Driver.

Welfy (bless her, where has she gone?) would definitely be portrayed by Alanis Morrissette.

The roles of hardygrrl and jarbabyj, of course, would require the Olsen twins.

Just kidding.

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Cecil Adams - André Gregory
eunoia - self-cast as ostensibly creepy but underappreciated bit player William Sadler

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Did you guys see the resemblance on your own, or did I happen to tell you how more than one person kept telling me how I looked like him just after “Boogie Nights” came out?

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Now that’s funny. One Olsen twin calling people clitnibblers and the other talking about getting fingercuffed.