Ripped from today’s headlines!
Police Identify Man With ‘Cecil’ Tattoo
Unca Cece! Tell me it’s not you!
Even if you don’t think Cecil knows everything, I’m sure he knows his own name. As such, he wouldn’t get it tattooed on his own neck.
And if he did, he’d have the sense to get it backwards.
What worries me is that he was charged with “false informing”. :eek: :eek:
And he probably would have it written in cuneiform.
Officer: Sir, you were driving a bit erratically back there. May I see your license and proof of insurance, please?
Cecil Carmer: Oh, dang, man, I left my license in my other pants.
Officer: I see. What is your name, sir?
Cecil Carmer: I’m my brother Robert.
Cecil is smarter than you. The tattoo is forwards because it’s on the back of his neck. It would take two mirrors to read it.
Don’t be so silly.
Obviously what we have here is an overexuberant fan of the Straight Dope. I mean, I’ve always wanted a Cecil tattoo. Haven’t you? 
Can that ammonia he was busted for be used for anything except cooking meth? Seems a bit presumptuous of the cops if all he was doing was cleaning his windows.
It’s the subject of some fairly heavy recent legislation, if you’ll recall your Schoolhouse Rock:
“Ammonia bill,
Yes ammonia bill,
and I’m sittin’ up on Capitol Hill …”