What celebrities do you have an inexplicable, almost embarrasing, unspoken attraction to?
I will start and say that for some unfathomable reason, I find something damnably sexually alluring about…[ahem]…Martha Stewart. It’s just a weird vibe that I can’t explain.
Ok, I went first. Now please don’t leave me hanging. I promise there will be no laughing or mockery here. Who are you weirdly attracted to?
Benicio del Toro
Steve Bucemi
Billy Bob Thorton. I don’t know what it is about this guy, but he has it in spades.
Minnie Driver (Certain Angles)
Dr. Pat from Joe Schmo
Elijah Wood
Billy Boyd
Dominic Monaghan
(okay, I have a thing for the hobbits…so what?)
Adrian Brody
I want to remind everyone of the “no laughing or mockery” rule from the OP, before I reveal:
John Aboud from “Best Week Ever.” (He’s the dark-haired Modern Humorist guy.)
Can’t explain it.
Anna Paquin.
In the same column as Martha Stewart:
Judy Woodruff.
Molly Price. Grrrwl.
Cathy Jones. Funny is sexy. Sexy is sexy, too. 
Adrian Brody is hot, hot, hot. I’d do him.
There’s nothing strange about Anna Paquin…
My entry would have to be Diane Keaton. This is really only strange because she’s about 30 years older than me.
::whispers:: Ron White (stand-up comedian)
While I don’t know if “strangely attractive” fits, I would like to bend CBS’s Mika Brzezinski backwards over a bicycle rack.
Geena Davis. Rowwrr!
another vote for Anna Paquin
Beth Littleford, especially on the Daily Show
and howzabout the delicious Amber Benson and Emma Caulfield from Buffy…
I too find Billy Bob Thornton sexy in a scary kind of way.
Also have the hots for:
David Caruso (love his voice)
Michael Moriarty (sp?) when he was on Law & Order
Richard Belzer & Ice T from Law & Order SVU
I can not believe I admitted to all this!!
Off to Café Society.
Hillary Clinton, Dee Dee Myers
even more ashamedly
together :eek:
There’s absolutely nothing weird about Janeane Garafolo. I’ve wondered for years why she isn’t more famous for her looks. I could live with that day and night.
Remember that she is good looking enough to get cast as the romantic lead in an actual feature film, even if it went nowhere (The Matchmaker).
Steve Buscemi, definetely.
Derren Brown.
James Gandolfini.
Snoop Dogg.
Marc Alaimo (It a DS9 thing. If you don’t know then I’m NOT explaining, but I find his character actually better looking than the actor. Which has got to count as weird.)
And the strangest of all…
Nigel Hawthorne (Also in character. The one he was most famour for, that is.)
Look it up if you care! Also gets the nr 1 prize for being wildly impossible for various reasons.
I think I have a thing for dubious characters.
blush
Craig T. Nelson
James Taylor
Bill Nye, The Science Guy
I think I have a thing for quirky, skinny, balding men. :smack:
My two inexplicable crushes are notable for their contrast if nothing else. First: I have a real lech for Norm McDonald. I don’t know whether it’s the hair or the eyes or that obnoxious smirk on his face but I just wanna tear his clothes off and drag him into my lair.
Also, Michael Shermer. I’d like to say that I lust him for his mind, but that isn’t really true. I’ve seen him on TV a couple of times and I own several of his books with pictures of him on the jackets and I just think he’s physically adorable… He looks like the type of guy who, if I met in a bar or something, I’d just want to jump on him and, well… tear his clothes off and drag him into my lair.
