Whew, somebody else said Ron White.
I can’t really understand it- he’s an overweight, middle-aged, chain-smoking redneck who possibly drinks more than he should. Why in the name of Og is he so freakin hot to me??!!
Maybe because he makes me laugh my ass off??
All in good time, all in good time…I don’t have to be his first wife or anything. 
I know what you mean about “ever since those commercials started airing:” I liked him best when the ads were still X-Files spoofs. I know that his first name is Brian, and he used to play football…I used to be able to remember his last name, too, but it’s not hard to find online. I think there’s even info about him on the Sprint website. They’re using him less and less in the ads now: he just shows up at the end of most of them. 
Heh, I mentioned Denis Leary, too. You want him first and I’ll take Sprint PCS Guy first?
Just so you know, you’re not alone!
Just the other day, my insurance agent and I were talking about him and she was saying that she didn’t know what it was about him, but… then she hesitated and I filled in the rest: “But he’s drop-dead sexy, isn’t he?” She seemed relieved to know she wasn’t the only one who thought so!
Oh man, I just remembered another one: John Hannah. He’s a biggie. Definitely. Quite possibly bigger than anyone else I’ve mentioned. Wow, I can’t believe I didn’t think of him until now!
(Among other things, he was Jonathan in the Mummy movies and James – the ‘alternate reality’ love interest – in Sliding Doors.)
I looooooooove John Hannah. I feel in love with him in Sliding Doors, but the love keeps growing. But then I’m a sucker for a Scot.
Oh, no, not on the directly linked page, but on the page with Paige. And there’s not much on Paige on that page.
Sorry to scare you, but thought I’d throw out a warning in case anyone clicked on the Paige page without thinking.
Briana Shook, who dominated the woman’s steeplechase at the olympic trials (but was DQ’ed), is some kind of hotness. She’s got a nose ring, which I normally find repulsive but she makes it work. Oh so hot.
Tina Fey is also in on the orgy.
~S&S
Someone mentioned hobbits, but they left out my favorite, Sean Astin.
We need a word for the hobbit attraction. “Hobbophilia” maybe? 
I believe the term is Pervy Hobbit Fanciers. 
Brian Keith and Brian Dennehy.
And Alex Trebek.
Michael Imperioli, from The Sopranos.
Heh, I feel absolutely no attraction towards him whatsoever. In fact, the LOTR DVD commentary made me dislike him, since he was always going on about being so fat. I was like, “dude, get over it, you’re not that much heavier than you normally are.”
I always thought Carnie Wilson was adorable before she lost all the weight.
I second Michael Ian Black. Have loved him since he stuck his tuckus in $240 worth of pudding. Although to be fair to the OP, he is conventionally attractive - what bone structure!
I’ll admit that after watching Blue Velvet, Kyle MacLaughlin really boiled my noodle for a while. Because of this temporary infatuation, I even watched Dune again. </infatuation>
I will find a time machine to take me back to meet David Byrne circa Stop Making Sense. So artsy, so brilliant, so skinny, so hot.
I just saw another promo for the show “Entourage” on HBO, so I guess I have to fess up with another one: Jeremy Piven.
Jeremy Piven is hot hot hot. And so is whatsisname? From Swingers? Jon Favreau - that’s him. Vince Vaughn’s not to shabby, either.
Chalk me up as another Kevin Spacey fan - I wouldn’t kick him outta bed for eating crackers.
I find Michelle Akers, formerly of the US Women’s Soccer Team, to be smoking hot, even though she does have a big-time mullet. Hell, virtually everyone on that team in the last five years has been smokin’. Mia Hamm=teh hotness.
Okay, here I go. :o :
Hal Sparks - He’s funny and cute
Philip Seymour Hoffman - I have no idea why I find him attractive, but there you go.
Matthew Broderick - I always thought Ferris was sexy.
I also have a girl crush on Tori Amos. She’s unconventionally, yet stunningly beautiful.
I find Randy Newman incredibly sexy. I have a vision of myself lounging on a piano drinking a martini while he sings ‘Short People’ to me.