Shirley, I swear we must be long-lost twins or something. I have the major hots for all three of these guys, and I was specifically going to post Benicio del Toro’s name in this thread. I’d do him anywhere. Anytime.
Well, I dunno about you, but sometimes the “repulsive” IS the “attractive.”
Christ. I just really skeeved myself out. I need help.
Margaret Cho. In spite of her <shudder> heavy makeup.
I guess I just have a thing for not-skinny asian women. 
Randy’s a bit of a horny old dog, and I believe he’d sing “You Can Leave Your Hat On” to you. 
I am seconding the Kelsey Grammer and Alton Brown votes, and have a few more to add:
Mike Nesmith, during the Monkee years
Bradley Whitford and Joshua Malina - I seem to have a thing for the quirky West Wing guys going on here.
I have a new one that will probably peg the ol’ ickmeter: Mary Kay LeTourneau. She’s still quite hot, but probably the in the top 10 of all-time whackjobs.
swoon
I want to do unspeakable, naughty things to:
Michael Ian Black
Mo Rocca
Micheal Ian Black
Chris Walken
Micheal Ian Black
Jason Statham
Micheal Ian Black
Bonnie Franklin
Paula Poundstone (finally break free of the blonde/redhead zone)
How about some of the do-it-yourself home improvement show babes?
Robin Hartl - Hometime
Joanne Liebeler - Home Savvy
You’ve gotta love a woman that can put up drywall and look good doing it…
Along that vein
Charlie Dimmock - Ground Force (here I go with the redheads again)
Well, if this is supposed to be “strangely” as in “I don’t think most people would find them attractive”, my picks are:
Tracey Ullman
Toni Colette
And I’ll second (third, whatever) Minnie Driver.
I second Steve Buscemi, Alan Rickman and Billy Bob. Why? It is an enigma.
And to add a new one: Conan O’Brien. He’s not half bad-looking (in spite of what he says . . . pale is beautiful, Coney!) AND he’s hilarious.
Does Jim Carrey count as unconventionally attractive? Again, handsome AND funny.
You just came up with the slogan for Billy Bob Thornton cologne.
Here’s another for the strangely attractive and totally inexplicable department:
I was just watching an [adult swim] promo. Now I’ve got a weird thing for Andy Merrill and mc chris. That’s just not kosher. I gots to either get a boyfriend or stop watching so much TV.
Holy cow. I carefully read through this whole post screaming passionately “Philip. Seymour. Hoffman.” and thought I’d be the only one, but here you are! I am this close to stalking him. sigh
My first movie star crush was Matthew Broderick. And I lurve Hal Sparks.
I’ll one-up Padmaraga with a Peter Tork, who STILL looks pretty good.
Watching some women’s golf recently, I’ve developed a bit of a crush on Laura Davies, which I guess will never be reciprocated unless she sat on me. I have these fantasies of a threeball with Laura and Se Ri Pak. Such a cutie. As of this moment, my admiration for Meg Mallon, another fairway heavyweight, remains purely platonic. No foursomes just now.
As always and forever, Jeremy Irons. swoon And to raise the “ick” factor, as Humbert Humbert in Lolita.
The rest of the usual suspects:
Alan Rickman~Snape
John Malkovich~Dangerous Liasons
Donal Logue~Grounded for Life
John Hannah~Sliding Doors
John Lynch~Sliding Doors, In the Name of the Father
Mark Addy~The Full Monty
Robert Carlyle~The Full Monty
The one I am most embarassed about?
::sigh::
John Gotti, 17, from Growing Up Gotti.
Totally not my type or age range but soooo freaking hot.
I pine for Tara Fitzgerald.
About 10 years ago, before she cut her hair, I fell for Martha Stewart on the cover of one of her books I was shelving while working at Waldenbooks. She was cute and could do anything around the house. Now she’s annoying.
However the first one I thought of when I saw the topic, and one no one has mentioned, is Joan Cusack. Espeically as Debbie in Addams Family Values. She’s not gorgeous by any means, but she’s cute and seems like a lot of fun.
I would also love me a big armful of Sara Rue, although more recent pix make it look like she’s losing weight. When she was a little heavier, she seemed more girl-next-doorish. Now she looks like she wouldn’t give me the time of day. Damn publicists!!!
After watching her on “Meet the Press” yesterday, another one I have to add to the list is Maureen Dowd. I even find her writing sexy for some reason…something about the snark factor I guess.