Celebrity Apprentice (spring 2012) [edited title]

Thanks, aceplace, for Clay’s blog link.

I was rooting for Dayana to win, just to stick it in Lisa’s face, but this was in some ways more satisfying. Getting Lisa to admit that Dayana can actually do something well was so entertaining. She had to admit that Dayana actually stepped up, and she even said in one of her interviews how having Dayana PM may have allowed her to delegate and not have to keep interjecting ideas. Anyway, they ended up working pretty well together, major shocker.

Even though Penn had to leave that afternoon, he still contributed to the idea and to the script and scene selection. He did a fair amount during the time he was there. Interesting that Dayana’s rationale for not bringing Penn back but Lisa instead was that it might not be fair to hold him accountable for things that happened when he wasn’t there. One could argue that’s why he should be most accountable, but I think that was really a smokescreen. I think at that point Dayana was counting on Lisa being so ticked at Lou that she was actually going to get support. In fact, Dayana didn’t have to lead the attack at all. She had to mount a small defense for why as PM it wasn’t her failure, which she did adequately. (This task was a close one, the clients liked both videos, just the other one a little better. Her having been in the boardroom for several previous tasks was due to her being pushed aside and ignored or not allowed to contribute, and in this one she was able to play a strong role.)

Anyway, Lou tried his usual tactic of being aggressive and jumping to the attack with Lisa, only she didn’t back down, she lit into him back. Couple his threat “if you were a man I’d throw you through the wall” with his opinion that he thought the other team’s commercial was better, and add in that all three team members were in agreement that Lou actually did little to contribute, didn’t offer ideas for improvement during the creative stages, and only raised criticisms in the boardroom after the fact, and he got the axe.

So Mr Twitchy takes the elevator ride.

I liked this from Clay’s blog:

Yeah, Aubrey is so two-faced, she should be named Harvey Dent.

As for the fight between Lisa and Arsenio, I see Lisa’s point. Arsenio was so enraged with Aubrey, her attitude and her unwillingness to take direction and her “me me me” that he launched into her, and in the suite upstairs was cursing her as a bitch and a whore. Lisa took offense at his terms, feeling that his attacks were verging into misogyny rather than just being criticisms of Aubrey. Of course, both of them were so worked up they were yelling past each other. Arsenio was just using whatever terms came to mind, and female-centric terms often come to mind when cursing females, quite apart from any merit to those terms. He felt Lisa was saying he didn’t have the right to be mad and curse at Aubrey, and she was not really clear that her objection was the choice of terms. She finally said something about he should be careful not to make all women in America ticked at him, which is as close as she got to clearly stating her objection.

Then she found out Dee was fired and tore into both Lou and Dayana as worthless.

My evaluation of the videos:

Forte’s concept wasn’t bad, and I agree they made the right choice casting actors. With that concept, neither Lou or Penn would have been the proper fit. Dayana might have worked, but really Star Power isn’t everything. The key is to sell the story of the commercial, and star power would just get in the way of that. My big complaint with the execution was the backdrops looking flat and lame. They didn’t show the application being used, but many commercials don’t show the product being used. And I thought the bit where the guy put his head down toward the woman at the end as he suggesting the baby carriage was spot on. I could see myself doing that (well, if I were married and suggesting baby carriages).

Unanimous’s concept was funny. Sure the double entendre was pretty strong, but it worked okay. Paul was hilarious dressed up that way. If they hadn’t been up against the deadline editing, they might could have dubbed over the line about “old-fashioned”, but honestly, that isn’t bad. Entertainment.com’s concern is that many of their customers are likely to use traditional coupons as well. From that standpoint, the whole plot of the Unanimous ad was off-base. Their premise was that clipping coupons is old-fashioned, when online is quicker and simpler and more versatile and easier. All they did was state that directly. If that really wasn the Entertainment.com’s criticism, they shouldn’t have picked that ad as the winner, because that was the entire theme.

Clay also said this in his blog:

This is a valid observation in general. Everyone wants to contribute and to feel a part of the process. When there aren’t enough tasks going on simultaneously to keep everyone busy, there is a motivation to critique activities that are occurring as a means of contributing. Systematically ignoring or excluding someone (such as Forte did with Dayana in the past) just frustrates them into trying to contribute harder.

There are two key factors to consider. First, are the suggestions being offered valueable, or do they detract? Are they useful, or intrusive? Do they come in a timely manner to help change things, or are they inserted after the fact? And two, does the person making the suggestion do a good job expression the reason for the suggestion? Lou did have a valid point about shooting everything from one angle - the execs even specifically mentioned that as one of their complaints. But the thing is, he didn’t really express why he wanted different angles. So he wasn’t convincing, when Dayana and Lisa were concerned with getting everything shot so they could get the editing done in time. Taking time to reset camera angles didn’t seem to them as important as getting the scenes.

The problem with picking two people is that people want to lay in their own defense. Penn did exactly as you state - he picked two people up front and he went in with his justification - they were the weakest members of the team, not that anyone didn’t do what they were supposed to. But as soon as he told them who they were, they started arguing to defend their position. In particular, Lou. So he starts a preemptive strike.

The problem is that you don’t want to find yourself saying “Everything was great, the team worked wonderfully, So and So was an excellent PM, everyone contributed” and then you lose, you turn around and say “Well, the reason we lost was So and So was a lousy PM - she was clueless and didn’t have a plan, and Mr Smartypants over there didn’t contribute a thing, he just sat in the corner flexing his muscles.” That, and Trump and his offspring are good about picking on the things they observed, and drawing out exactly those kinds of points. Plus, if you were making complaints to the camera or them during shooting, and then go into the boardroom all happyface, they’re going to call you on that duplicity. “What about when you said…?”

In this particular case, first off Lisa had called Lou and Dayana worthless in the suite. Second, he didn’t contribute creatively. He did suggest being in the commercial, but was vetoed. He did suggest different camera angles, but couldn’t justify it and was vetoed. And the one task that he was assigned he couldn’t do. So going in he knew he was not a strong contributor, and knew he was going to be targeted by Lisa for sure. So he tried his standard preemptive attack. Get loud enough and defensive enough and point enough fingers and maybe you can squeak by. It worked for him before. But the thing is, this time his preemptive attack made him seem disloyal to his team, and that ultimately rubbed Trump wrong.

Lisa still irritates the hell out of me.

When did Lou suggest he be in the commercial?

I loved the part where Forte was in the editing room and Dayana asks Lou (paraphrasing), "You like it Lou?’

“Yeah I like it, if I didn’t like it I would tell you.”

(cut to Lou doing confessional) “I didn’t like our commercial.”

He said it somewhere in the casting process. Maybe in the van. He also said it to the camera when no one was around.

Lisa Lampanelli is in big trouble. Audio has surfaced of her on a radio show, sounds like after the mop challenge, calling Dayana a “spic” and making snide comments about (paraphrasing) how she’ll be pregnant by the end of the week, because they all get pregnant constantly.

link - TMZ

This is going to be a problem for her. I don’t particularly care if she’s a racist or not, and I don’t particularly care what jokes she makes, but on a national stage, this isn’t going to fly.

Can’t wait to hear if Trump has any comments about this. And if Lisa has made it to the end, I’m sure the live finale will be interesting…

That should surprise no one who has heard Lampanelli’s act.

And she gets on Arsenio’s for using “bitch”? The hypocrisy is amazing, particularly as her choice of words is far more degrading, imo.

On Dayana:

I am becoming more and more impressed with her with each week. I don’t necessarily feel that she’s exactly super-creative, or overly intelligent, but I think she definitely brings more to the table than any of the women have given her credit for. With the departure of Patricia, who was so obviously uncomfortable with the vitriol of the boardroom, I am crowning Dayana as the Queen of Class. I don’t know how she manages to stay so calm and cool each week, when having to suffer so much criticism. She has consistently risen above the cattiness, and refused to become catty herself. Even the small story in the link provided by Sateryn76 quotes her as being supportive of Lisa making fun of her, if it helps Lisa’s career! Wow. Of course she doesn’t have the acumen to win this show, but she has been a bastion of maturity, and really a treat to watch, as a woman with dignity and inner strength.

On Lisa:

I am very torn by Lisa. On the one hand, I don’t enjoy yelling at the TV “shut up, Lisa! You are so mean!”, but on the other hand, some of her insults are actually very funny. The Evita thing was priceless. Lisa has such a huge ego it’s ridiculous. Why, oh why, does no one ever mention to her, and make her defend her record? Hey Lisa, if you’re the driving force behind the creation of all these losing ideas (2 wins - 6 losses), maybe you’re just not too good at it??? Who cares if you believe other people are useless, when you’re nothing but a freakazoid loud-mouthed loser-bitch? Hardworking freakazoid loud-mouthed loser-bitch, sure, but losing is losing. Face facts, Lisa, you’re not as great as you keep trying to convince the camera you are.

I’m surprised no one’s mentioned the best quote of the episode:
“Get ready for an elevator ride. Lou!”
My friends and I will be using this from now on if someone looks like they are going to be fired.

Alt link:

Hypocrisy, thy name is Lisa.

Her attitude is impressive. She wants to contribute, sincerely offers her best, does what is asked of her, and puts up with an incredible amount of personal vitriole and just blows it off as “whatever, that’s part of the game”, without retorting in kind. I think I might be willing to have her baby.

Another episode and another Lisa F Bomb meltdown. That woman has such anger issues.

Aubrey meanwhile pretends to be a team player and then stabs everyone in the back on the confessionals.

Boardroom coming up.

Ridiculously boring episode, and the person I was hoping would be fired wasn’t. Sigh.

Yeah, so I guess it’s official: Lisa is just as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside. Tough feat, but she pulled it off.

Any team that has Penn as a Host has a huge, almost insurmountable advantage. That guy was born to host shows. That’s his primary role on Penn and Teller. He leaves most of the magic to Teller. Then you add in Clay and Lisa as the improv puppets? Was there any doubt about which team was stacked to win?

I think Arsenio would have been a better host than puppeteer. I still remember the opening to his talk show and all those “whoa whoa whoa” chants. He would have been awesome hosting this puppet show.

But, then who is left to do the improv? Theresa wasn’t up to the job. Paul says almost nothing. I still would have put Aubrey on puppets and Arsenio on hosting. That would have given them a better shot at least.

But, geez they had a snowballs chance in H against that other dream team.

[SPOILER]I’m very surprised that Paul never once lost his shit this entire season. Anyone that’s seen American Chopper knows what a hot head he is.

He’s spoken about blood pressure and other health issues. I’ve noticed on AC that he’s kept his temper the last couple years. I guess he realizes what a risk it could be. He can out scream and throw more chairs than Lisa any day of the week when he wants too. But then he might stroke out too.[/SPOILER]

This was a strange task in that there really WERE only three ‘starring’ tasks for the team: a host and two puppeteers. No matter how ‘fair’ a PM tried to be, someone would be left out of the lime light.

And there weren’t even a lot of background tasks available. Design the puppets, and that’s it. Since it was improv, there was no script to write, no stage manager, no time keeper. No need to design fliers/signs/whatever.

There were only four tasks, and Dayana’s not getting one of the starring roles was perfectly logical this time: the other three had better qualifications.

Not that Lisa wasn’t an utter bitch about it. She could have taken a half minute to explain the situation to Dayana politely instead of leaping to the attack.

Aubrey has been a two timing, backstabbing A-hole before, but this episode really made me despise her. I couldn’t believe her backhanded compliments, and downright insults to Teresa. If I was in the entertainment industry I would not want to work with with Aubrey.

I think Lisa is the only person that Aubrey has genuinely complimented and given respect to. With everybody else she’s two-faced.

Saying that, out of the three in the boardroom I think that Paul was the right choice. He was so lackluster about everything. Yeah, his back went out, but when someone has enthusiasm it shows, even if someone can’t do much physically. Paul seemed so sedated. That’s not the right attitude for a project manager.

Not only were there only three starring tasks, there were really only three tasks. There was really nothing for person #4 to do. It didn’t seem to me like Dayana was trying to get on stage, but like she was trying to make sure that she had something to contribute so that when they were asked “what did you do?” she could point to something.
Other random thoughts:

  • Aubrey doesn’t know the color “periwinkle”
  • Aubrey also had the nerve to call something “tacky” (pot meet kettle)
  • Teresa is really not a bright woman.
  • WTF is with Lisa?

Paul Sr. was fired? I had to go to bed before the show ended.

Not surprising. What does surprise me is that he’s lasted this long. Maybe he’s been sort of doped up from the back injury this whole time? You could just tell from his expression these last few episodes that he really didn’t want to be there anymore.

LL has some very serious anger issues. Yeah, it’s part of her schtick, but she’s crossed the line one too many times. There’s no reason to treat Dayna the way she’s been treating her. Feeling threatened by her is only a small part of it, I think.

There’s a reason why Aubrey was fired from Diddy’s group. Arsenio said that in a previous episode. She disappeared into a black hole and suddenly, here she is on CA. If she thinks this is going to jumpstart her career, she’d better think again. To be fair, though, she does have a good business/creative head on her shoulders. I’ll give her that.

I think CA is going to do more for Clay than it will for anyone else. The more I watch him, the more I’m impressed with him.

Clay’s new blog is up. Battle of the Gingers part II: sounds like more fireworks between Aubrey and Clay next week.

What she said about Theresa was beyond the pale. Fine, Theresa is dumb as a box of rocks – don’t come up with convoluted ways of saying that that makes it sound like you’re trying to compliment here while actually just pointing it out.

What a freaking bitch.

Also, the whole “you should have brought Arsenio back because he was singled out by the judges for screwing up” – they didn’t like his puppet design. Arsenio also did a kick-ass job on the improv, which the judges also commented on.

I think he was fine as a puppeteer – a more important role than the host, IMHO – but Aubrey should have been the other puppeteer, leaving Theresa to host. No, she wouldn’t’ve been a great host, but she might have a chance of understanding what she was supposed to be doing, which she clearly didn’t as a puppeteer.

Ya rly! Señor Combover wanted to get rid of Paul because he isn’t that entertaining, so he harped on the whole not choosing Arsenio thing as if it mattered. I wanted to reach through the screen several times to shake Paul. I needed him to say “Dude, it was an improv show and Arsenio did great at that. Who cares about the bleeping puppet?” He excelled at the most critical part of the performance, so if his puppet wasn’t extra versatile, that’s a tiny little error that doesn’t even come close to negating the Henson folks had zero complaints about his improv. They had criticisms of everyone else’s improvisational skills except his.

And because I can’t say it enough, Lisa is a total bitch. I was pissed when the Epic Hag finally made Dayana, who has been nothing but patient and respectful, cry. Her boardroom theatrics made me want to punch her.