Cereal Crimes

[QUOTE=Heffalump and Roo]
Thanks for the cite, but it’s not that I don’t believe you. It’s just that I’ve never seen anything but the round puffs. And I looked at the box from 2006. . . how is that different than round puffs? I just don’t know what they looked like between when they were round puffs and now that they’re back at round puffs.
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They looked like this, aparently. They started that in 1992? And that’s the cereal Scylla grew up with?

Holy fuck. I’m older than a Republican.

:frowning:

[QUOTE=Miller]
They looked like this, aparently. They started that in 1992? And that’s the cereal Scylla grew up with?

Holy fuck. I’m older than a Republican.

:frowning:
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OMG!! What the heck is that?! I had no idea. Thanks for the picture.

Scylla, sorry. . . I’m glad they changed it back. That was an abomination.

[QUOTE=Heffalump and Roo]
…Surely they’re not talking about Bugs.
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It was the little black duck who came up with all the good lines, but the studio gave them to Bugs because he was more mainstream. Kinda like Pat Boone covering Chuck Berry. And no, there never was a ChuckBerry! Frankenberry, sure, but Chuck? uh uh, no way…

As a child of the 80’s, I have to say I’m somewhat nonplussed because I didn’t know that they even changed Trix from puffs in the first place. I must have already moved on to pop-tarts or microwavable sausage biscuits or something.
Ah, the more things change, the more things stay the same.

I just wanted to let you know that I have carefully examined every Pit thread on the front page, and I have found this one to be the most worthy of rant.

Clearly this thread needs a link to Breakfast of the Gods:

(though the rabbit in question doesn’t show up until Book 2…)
(also, note extreme violence is done to certain breakfast mascots in the story above…)

[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000]
I just wanted to let you know that I have carefully examined every Pit thread on the front page, and I have found this one to be the most worthy of rant.
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With a name like bigbabysweets2000, of course you would. What thread title could be more about you? The cereal is for big bab(ies), it’s sweet and in 2000, it was still the weird-looking stuff.

I sometimes think that my life started down the wrong path when during the waning days of the Truman Administration I uncritically accepted the idea that somewhere behind the Quaker Oats factory in Cedar Rapids, Gabby Hayes was blowing bushel after bushel of oats and wheat out of a muzzle loading 12 pounder gun to produce Quaker Puffed Oats and Quaker Puffed Wheat – it’s shot from guns. But then it may have been the Ovaltine thing, too.

Any of you SOBs who deny knowledge of Gabby Hayes, the ultimate old fart cowboy sidekick, has just lost any feeling of respect for you I may ever have had.

Hell with the shapes. Hell with how it tastes.

Will the new Trix still turn your poop green?

How long has that wretched pun been festering before you couldn’t stand it any longer?

Ooops. Not you, Moto, but the title. Indictable.

[QUOTE=Heffalump and Roo]

OMG!! What the heck is that?! I had no idea. Thanks for the picture.

Scylla, sorry. . . I’m glad they changed it back. That was an abomination.
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No kidding! Here’s a larger image, for those with old-lady eyes like mine.

<shudder>

[QUOTE=elucidator]
It was the little black duck who came up with all the good lines, but the studio gave them to Bugs because he was more mainstream.
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Did you see the movie where Bugs was erasing Daffy. . . starting with the bill? Classic stuff.

Groan. What was that about bad puns? :stuck_out_tongue:

[QUOTE=Scylla]
Oh, you think I’m kidding?

Here ya go:

http://www.marketresearch.com/product/print/default.asp?g=1&productid=1472033

My company gets this stuff for me. You’ll have to pay $600 to learn that it costs more to injection mold sugar than to rill plate it.
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The shapes and cartoon characters are all to get us to ignore this salient fact (from your link):

Now that’s Pit-worthy. :slight_smile:

Of course, cereal is drugs; look at “I’m cuckoo for Coco Puffs” and many more!
Sugar Bear, a dealer, for sure.
Now we’ve got Dora the Hora shilling for cereal, in name only.

Mixing the dregs of the boxes of Coco Puffs, Trix and Cap’n Crunch in the same bowl was a cereal crime.

shudder

Nestle did this with Coco Pops - changed the name to Choco Krispies. Ostensibly to bring it into a system of naming consistent with their other cereals (Rice Krispies being the non-chocolate version, choco flakes being chocolate flavoured corn flakes, etc).
There was a massive public outcry and eventually, they asked the public to vote, and the old name - Coco Pops - was restored.

Although to be honest, they might have planned all of that right from the start as a big PR/publicity stunt.

[QUOTE=Hung Mung]
Some day my breakfast will come from a hole in my neck and I will be too fucking senile to care.
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From?

[QUOTE=Heffalump and Roo]
With a name like bigbabysweets2000, of course you would. What thread title could be more about you?
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A thread regarding a notorious Detroit ganster, who ruled the streets with an iron fist. That is until Sugar Bear arrived on the force and cleaned up all the crime.

What?!!?!?

[QUOTE=elucidator]
Didn’t feed any of that corporate crap to *my *kid! Now he’s strong as an ox and twice as smart!
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Oh yeah? I fed my kid nothing but corporate crap and now he’s as smart as an ox and twice as strong! :smiley: