I got this one today, and it is truly cheesy. It doesn’t even make SENSE! But it did make me laugh my ass off:
Sweet Vjestika TRUE "APHRODISIA" Drops
Tantra -- PLEASURE SACRAMENT
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Sweet Vjestika TRUE “APHRODISIA” Drops
Tantra – PLEASURE SACRAMENT
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GET THIS… Erotic Aphrodisia – Sexual Intensifier !!!
{ Liquid Amalgamated Extract For Men & Women. }
You´ll Love this “Heaven-sent” Treasure-of-Pleasure!!
+ Entice Your P a s s i o n
+ Intrigue Your D e s i r e
+ Enchantment’s R a p t u r e
You want – Sweet Vjestika Fire…
“Vjestika” is a term used to refer to Passion Devas within the “Esquimax Grimoire”; an obscure Tantric metaphysical text (Tantra being the art of carnal exploration which seeks the accomplishment of spiritual solvency via sensual and sexual alchemy). Passion Devas weave enchantment/glamourie betwixt lovers so as to emphasize physical/sensory awareness and carnal delight via avenue of enhanced erogenous, penile and clitoral sensitivities.
<=> <=> Hence, “Sweet Vjestika” is most appropriately entitled! <=> <=>
THE TANTRA SACRAMENT OF SWEET VJESTIKA APHRODISIA
DROPS EXTRAVAGANTLY INSPIRES AND ENHANCES:
=> D e s i r e to touch
=> Penile & clitoral s e n s i t i v i t y
=> S e n s i t i v i t y to touch
=> S e x u a l gentleness - ferocity
=> E r o g e n o u s sensitivity
=> S e x u a l courageousness
=> D e s i r e to be touched
=> F a n t a s y
=> R a p t u r e
=> L u s t
Sweet Vjestika TRUE “APHRODISIA” Drops
} } } Prolongs and "i n t e n s i f i e s" f o r e p l a y
} } } Prolongs and "i n t e n s i f i e s" orgasm / climax
} } } Inspires body, mind, spirit orgasm / climax
} } } Inspires and enhances the enchantment / glamourie of Love....
} } } Inspires and enhances body, mind, spirit communion betwixt lovers
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So what is the cheesiest spam you’ve got in your inbox?
