There is a cricket down here under one of the consoles at work. It won’t…stop…CHIRPING!!!
chirp
chirp
chirp
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…
chirpchirpchirpchirpchirp
It’s driving me barking MAD, and I think it’s part of a plot, some kind of deviant conspiracy cooked up by my Enemies to make sure I end up in the Happy Home far sooner than I would have otherwise.
I may have to send my trainee to Wal-Mart for some RAID. That’ll learn those Enemies.
[sub]I need sleep.[/sub]
I say you take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Maybe it’s one of these:
Anybody in your life have a motive to gaslight you?
You need one of these.
You know, Revtim, now that you mention it, I do have an exceptionally immature and obnoxious trainee I’m dealing with, and this didn’t start until after he got hired…hmmmm. You may have just provided me with the evidence I needed to start smacking him around. Thanks!
I most emphatically do not need one of those. Eeeurgh. It’s hard to dispatch when you’re treed on top of your console by a demon spider.