The OP was obviously a dramatization.
I suspect the size of the indiviual girl scout cookie, which tends to be on the small side for packaging reasons, may exclude the inclusion of a good chocolate chip.
I bought a box of each this year and compared. Here they are in order of deliciousness:
- Peanut Butter Sandwich
- Lemonaides
- Thin Mints
- Shortbread
- Peanut Butter Patties
- Caramel Delights
But let’s get to the bottom of this. I distincly remember a delicious lemon creme sandwich cookie, but it was not for sale this year. Likewise, my brother in California says the shortbread cookies are called something else there, and that they also have a white chocolate cranberry cookie there. Also, clearly the “Caramel Delights” are packaged as “Samoas” in some places. I wonder what the reasoning is behind the differences in marketing?