Tell me about the rabbits again, George!
Okay. I have two rabbits, Kiki and Kanchongie. Kiki is the big one and she’s in an awful mood tonight. I think it’s because she has a big fly bite on her neck which she tried to scratch but only ended up making it all red and sore. Now, I’m sure you’re wondering how this relates to Jally, and I’m getting to that. I mean, I asked you to ask me about my rabbits, and someone did, and I mean I don’t even need much of any excuse to start going on about how so-and-so is so cute or how the other one just destroyed some new piece of furniture. Anyhow, earlier on my foot was challenged for leadership of the clan. That’s what I call my apartment. I know that some posters on this board might disagree with that but it’s none of their business what I post here and anyhow the rabbits know who I’m talking about. So Kiki was wrestling with my foot because she’s very alpha dominant and I believe she has a warrior soul and plus it’s getting pretty close to her time of estrous. I wasn’t going to move my foot I mean, why should I? Besides there are things she doesn’t understand about why I am the lead rabbit in the house such as the fact that I’m the only one with thumbs. Kiki is strong, much stronger than a similarly sized cat or amphibian, but I knew that I could win because I felt it inside myself, you know, like when you’re having one of those moments. Are you waiting for it? Do you remember what I’m talking about? Please try to pay attention. Just because something doesn’t make sense doesn’t make it wrong, no matter how well you can prove that, since proof can’t actually change the facts of the situation. And I admire Kiki, which is more than I can say for many of the posters on this board. Most of the posters here would never make it as rabbits. I feel sorry for their next lives, who will wonder what they did to be so terrible. So she gave up wrestling my foot and we put all this agression behind us and we shared some raisins. It’s coming soon, hold on. While we were wrestling, though, I saw the spark of the primal mother rabbit shining in Kiki’s eyes, like some part of her that has never been civilized, that will never submit to our modern linear society. And I felt strongly that at the time she wanted to bite my foot, but she didn’t.
My dear George, this is how I think Jally feels all of the time.
Definitely sig material!
Damn skippy funny, too. 
For without them, some of US may be the village idiot or the town loony. We need these intellectual midgets when our own brains are standing but 5’3".
Because of Jally, I’m able to think to myself as I take my Prozac each morning, “I may be a nutcase, but at least I’m not ranting about re-incarnation and making up stupid words. At least I’m not ready for a tinfoil helmet yet.”
Jally teaches us a valuable lesson: that it’s FUN to make fun of whack jobs and nut buckets. Why is it fun, you ask? Because after the creation of hilarious puns and witty retorts, we can rest comfortably in our beds at night knowing that WE were not the target.
On behalf of those of us who are next in line for village idiot, I beseech the mods: Never ban Jally! And bring back FatherJohn as well! Let him be our stepping stool to success. For there is no greater feeling of success than to recognize that YOU’RE not the whacko.
-L
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…or posting Google links, ad nauseum, to General Questions, with thinly veiled annoyance, even when they aren’t a perfect match for the question at hand, as though the linker has some higher authority to stop discussions in that forum.
Or pretending to be a man.
Everybody’s got sum’un.
Now get your “can’t we all just get along?” tripe out of my fucking BBQ Pit.
Whose week is it to wear the “Voice of Reason” armband, anyway?
Pyrro, I don’t think I’d make it as a rabbit. I just don’t have enough of the right rabitty qualities, ya know?
(Oh yeah, about the OP - she’s kinda weird, not especially interesting, but it doesn’t make a difference in my life.)
Ignore “jally”. (haven’t seen anything since o.p., so why respond to kiddies)
I thought they preferred Libertarians?
Esprix
Depends on the sauce, and what wine we have to go with the meal.
manhattan; would that be the rabbits, or the libertarians?
cause rabbits just scream for a good white sauce and white wine, but libertarians…
libertarians nead a good peppercorn marinate and red wine.
red all the way, baby.
Just don’t try to give me any of that rose with libertarian rabbits!
So here’s the question. Normally, I’d be seconding and thirding the requests to have an obsessive crackpot ejected, but this thread has been so damned entertaining that I wonder if Jally isn’t a harmless enough crackpot that he/she/it might be worth keeping around for a while. Of course, with the board’s server and bandwidth problems, we don’t really need any more trolls, not even entertaining ones. It is a quandary, though, don’t you think?
Does this mean you’re sexually atracted to jally, 'spree?
G,D&R
Mine, sweet cakes. 
[sub][adjusts “Voice of Reason” armband, which is tastefully coordinated with Desktop Properties and testicle prostheses][/sub]
You’re just jealous because Google always liked me better.
You, sir, are a God and should be worshipped as such.
Score!
I miss the :wally
Whew!! Thanks for not checking that last box – the check’s in the mail!
**Score!
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Pot? Kettle? :rolleyes:
Sorry, I just couldn’t restrain myself.
They say that if a million monkeys typed on a million typewriters, the entire works of Shakespeare would be reproduced.
However, if a million jallys typed on a million typewriters, I doubt they could even come up with the punchline to a Marmaduke cartoon.