Especially since during those four months the apparent meme was “Obama is acting like he’s already President! He should respect the office and not try to kick the lame duck out early!” Now it’s all “well, what has he done with the power he had during those 4 months?”
Well, duh! That’s because they’re patriots and you’re some sort of commie.
You know, there’s times in my life I didn’t much like somebody at first, but later did. Not often, pretty rare. Mostly trust first reactions.
But there has been nobody, but nobody, who I hated on sight, except for Chuck Norris.
Went to the movies to see that Bruce Lee flick, and when he got off that plane, I hated his guts instantly, totally, and without hesitation. I sat through the movie a second time just to watch Bruce Lee beat him to death.
Available here, if you like that sort of thing.
I’d like to see someone burn a Confederate Stars and Bars at a teabagger protest. Just to see what happens.
Impossible. Chuck Norris’s beard doesn’t take shit from anyone.
WeirdNutDeadly should just sell 49 star flags, as a subtle way of saying Hawaii never existed and That Dude had to be born in Kenya.
Subtle? What’s subtle?
That would be interesting, especially since Fox News seems to have some confusion as to whether “Stars and Bars” refers to the American flag.
Chuck Norris took a vacation to the Virgin Islands. When he left, he was called a second-rate character actor turned lame internet meme.
Chuck Norris’s beard thinks the earth was created in six days.
At night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris, then sleeps soundly upon learning that he got his ass kicked by John McCain.
Seriously, why are people still paying attention to this guy?
Modernists? Modernists? That’s an epithet now?
Ha, from now on every time someone does something I don’t like, I’m gonna call 'em a modernist.
“Hey you! Talking on your cell phone while driving! Hang up, you goddam modernist!”
2-4 months? Of course not. 2 entire terms.
Yeah, that was the bit that flummoxed me. The opposite of “patriot” is “modernist”? And the “Founders’ republic” is represented by the “50-star flag”?
Exactly how many kicks to the head has Chuck taken in his career?
Not to mention 42 Czars.
d & r
Chuck Norris just hasn’t been the same since Jonathan Brandis hanged himself. He tried to be a sidekick to him, tried to steer him in the right direction…but in the end, nobody could save him. His frustration with school bullies, his sadistic gym teacher, his persistent asthma and his lack of success getting past second base with his denim-jacket wearing girlfriend just put him over the edge. I think Norris felt responsible for his suicide, and has been driven insane by guilt over the past few years.
Are you fucking kidding me???!
Yes, he was, actually.
And does everyone get Chuck didn’t call for desecrating a flag? He means he thinks people should buy flags that were made with antique-looking (“tea-stained”) fabric. Granted, it’s a bit stupid, but not rage worthy. And the title of the thread is completely inaccurate.
Bruce Lee could still kick Chuck’s ass…and he’s DEAD!
I believe he was referring to the 49-star flag flying behind Gov Palin. That flag refers to the several months between when Alaska became a state and Hawaii did.
“I’ll be cold in my grave before I recognize Missouri.”
So, America picks a fight with Chuck Norris…
…and and entire State gets sucked into his beard!?
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