Chuck Norris makes Jesus call him “Sir”.
Jesus rolls his eyes at Chuck Norris, and when questioned about it fifteen minutes later can’t even remember that Chuck had a beard.
Chuck Norris has ruined Chuck Norris facts.
Still, gotta admit, his face lift turned out a lot better than Kenny Rogers’.
That’s like saying the Hindenburg wasn’t as bad as the Titanic.
Well, it didn’t sink, now did it?