Some time ago someone, I think obfusciatrist started tracking ‘closers’, those people who posted last in a thread. Does anyone recall this thread?
I am the ultimate thread killer, started by Qwisp has some stats, and links to earlier threadkiller threads.
This isn’t necessarily something to aim to do. However, I seem to have somewhat of a talent for it. [sup]Unintentionally, of course[/sup]
Never fear, kniz. Not this thread!
<< Not this thread! >>
Oh, I dunno… he said, slyly, whistling whilst fingering the “CLOSE THREAD” button…
That’s cheating, Dex!
Where I come from, they call 'em threadkillers.
I wore it as a sig briefly, but it didn’t fit very well. Damn thing chafed…
Nice sig, Q.E.D. I love Blackadder to death, hehe.
21th Century Fox
presents
a The Straight Dope production
a film by Cecil A. Da Msille
THREADKILLERS
in the deeps of the message boards, no one will hear your scream
Starring:
C. K. Dexter Haven, Lynn Bodoni, TubaDiva, Arnold Winkelried, Bibliophage, DrMatrix, xash, David B, Gaudere, MEBuckner, Ukulele Ike, Czarcasm, TVeblen, Cajun Man, Coldfire, Uncle Beer, Alphagene and John Corrado.
Guest stars:
[…] (put your names here, in order of apparition)
The events depicted in this motion picture are fictional, any similarity with real threads is purely coincidental. No poster was harmed during the making of this film.
Oops, I forgot Ed Zotti, as Executive Producer or Production Designer, would you mind mods to include it in the previous post? (forgot because I didn’t see him in the SDMB main page).