No, he just wears a clog on the end of it.
(And HE said this once! It was my sig line for ages!!!)
Diane, I think you should…I mean, we’re all about fighting ignorance, right??? 
Falcon - Stow away in my suitcase and come help me with my. . . . ummmm. . . . research. Afterall, it sounds like there is more than enough to go around. 
Diane - Woooo! Yes, we’ll definitely need one person to…erm…experiment, and the other to document the findings. Right?
And of course, the KEY to scientific research is being able to reproduce the findings…
Further proof that all Pit threads must inevitably turn into flirting.
Hey, ladies, I have a penis somewhere, too!
::crickets chirping. In the distance, a dog barks::
Fine… I know when I’m not wanted…
::wanders away sulking::
Awwww…c’mere, SPOOFE.
smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooch
Since I can’t go to Amsterdam with Diane, wanna help me do some…research of my own?
Well, since I’m the one who made the Clog-sized penis claim, I feel I must conduct my own independent verification. Coldy, any chance of you venturing to the Scotland Dopefest in May?
Thanks for the info on why cooldude was being flamed; I’ll file the info on Coldfire’s penis away under “strange images I’ll never get out of my head.”
Of course… there’s vital information out there that the Boards must know!
Better a clog than a windmill!